I'm not short, I'm fun size.

Joined March 2009
National Sorry Day &many still ask “Why should I apologise?” Because when you validate the pain of victims the weight becomes less. Because being compassionate to others speaks to who you are. I express my sorrow for the pain & trauma ppl have experienced every day. I see the relief. I see the pain reduce because they are validated & believed. When you deny, minimise or ignore pain it festers. It compounds the initial act. Saying sorry doesn’t mean you are personally responsible it’s means you have empathy. You have kindness and compassion. When did that become a bad thing?
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A special emoji for the Coronation has gone live today! The emoji, based on St Edward’s Crown, will appear when any of the following hashtags are used: #Coronation #CoronationConcert #TheBigHelpout #CoronationWeekend #CoronationBigLunch
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⛈️There have been reports of giant hail between 9 & 11cm on the Darling Downs this afternoon. As well as a 104km/hr wind gust at Oakey. If you have received giant hail and it is safe to do so, please help us preserve these stones for research purposes using the steps below.
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I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here
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#BREAKING: A sinkhole has opened up on one of the Brisbane's major roads, with motorists warned of major delays. @abcrothers #9News
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🐶 Kept at the Round Tower at Windsor Castle, the @RCT photograph collection is home to 450,000+ images - including many that feature The Royal Family and their dogs over the years. This #InternationalDogDay explore some of the collection’s highlights online:

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I feel sorry for Judith Durham’s family. She passes away and Australia is rightfully devo. But then Olivia Newton-John is all “hold my beer”… #toosoon #OliviaNewtonJohn #JudithDurham
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The original video of my artwork here. Stay tuned, to discover more infinite stories!
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The Solstice bench doing it’s magic ⁦@UOW⁩ (only at the winter and summer solstice the circle shadows form straight lines)
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Police have commenced an investigation into the price of lettuce, just cos.
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The large rural hospital where I work is STILL in code yellow- meaning we don’t have enough staff and can’t offer all services. Current estimate is we are missing 110 nurses and 80 doctors 😩. Covid isn’t over, people. Flu is just starting. Please wear masks and get jabs!!
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Meet PJ the corgi, our Jubilee emoji! PJ will appear whenever you use #PlatinumJubilee #HM70 #PlatinumPartyatthePalace 
#PlatinumJubileePageant 
or #TheBigJubileeLunch and we’re hoping that as many of you as possible will use PJ to help celebrate the Jubilee here on Twitter.
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Sen. Chris Murphy delivers remarks on Uvalde, Texas elementary school shooting: “What are we doing? What are we doing?…This only happens in this country and nowhere else. Nowhere else do little kids go to school thinking that they might be shot that day." abcn.ws/3sVDH2F
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A🧵: When we recently inherited by husband’s late grandfather Joe’s war records, I spent an evening poring over what I thought was Joe’s flight log. But then I came to a single entry following an operation over Italy: ‘missing’. It turns out 1/
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Arsehole on the train just now. Sat down next to me, no mask, hogging the seat, manspreading, had his phone out to play Wordle. Just as I got up to move, I told him the answer.
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Just heard on the radio 'I don't think we'll ever see the Queen in a wheelchair' she wouldn't give in. Can we all (including the media) stop this idea that using a wheelchair is giving in or so awful that we couldn't possibly see a 95 year old use one if she needed.
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Congratulations on an incredible career, @ashbarty 💙 The tennis community, especially in Australia, will miss you dearly but is all the better for the standard you set as a person and a player. Forever a world No.1 role model 🏆
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Just successfully intercepted my courier for a “do not leave if unattended” delivery, avoiding a card and a trip to the PO. Feel like I should get a lotto ticket.
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Before you ask fellas, it’s 19 November.
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My mates and I are having the STUPIDEST debate... And I am here for it. Do you think there are more doors or wheels in the world?
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