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I always liked this picture because you _want_ to laugh, but you’re not sure you “should”. Which pretty much defines my sense of humor.
Finally, some good news on this hell-site: washingtonpost.com/lifestyle…
Better Headline: “ATTEMPTED MURDER OF INNOCENT PIGEON WHICH SHOULD BE INVESTIGATED THOROUGHLY!”
nbcnews.com/news/world/pigeo…
Hey everyone, I know things have been quiet, but I just wanted to share what I’ve been working on for the past few months.
I also want to thank Patrick Jean for being such an amazing director to work with.
I think this is some of my best work so far.
vimeo.com/458482780
I’m glad that Mom is helping with the election, but I really wish she would stop referring to it as “Working The Poles.”
Ok, I realize that she’s actually saying “Polls” but still…
I guess this means I’m homophonic.
For those of you who have been around this Twitter thing for a long time, let me ask you a question: “Do you know what was 10 years ago?”
Answer: The SF Tweetup.
(Yes, also the iPad, but who cares about that.)
Don‘t tell me what to do!
After all, some of us have been waiting for some actual “feetie” content for years.
I mean, I wasn‘t going to, but now that you‘ve made it a “rule“…
…yeah, still no. I don‘t get why feet are a “thing“ for some people. #NoJudgement #iJustDontGetIt
I just got a haircut.
If I said the stylist gave me “the shampoo version of an awkward handjob“ would you have a pretty clear understanding of what went down (so to speak) ?
“Turn On Fox News!”
(Too easy, and I’m sure I’m far from the first, but come on, you can’t really top that one.)
That’s just Larry.
Missing a “bedazzled” pigeon? A local shelter says they’re trying to locate the owner of a pigeon that was found wearing a personalized vest: bit.ly/2ze5wrb #abc15
This is legitimately scarier than anything @StephenKing has ever written.
The only downside
to watching live TV
with the volume muted
during commercials
is that I’m left to wonder
why the guy in this
Kay Jewelers / Neil Lane commercial
is proposing to a little boy.
youtube.com/watch?v=Rz7gH-04…
This is a good article and you should read it, if you haven’t already.
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Gab’s twitter profile (which I won’t link to), still has a pinned tweet to their Medium post… which has been taken down because they’ve been suspended there, too.
Technical geniuses, these guys.