The funniest quotes from the footballing world.

Joined July 2013
It’s Euro 88 and the ITV pundits were at odds over the team news. Brian Clough calls Ireland’s Mick McCarthy crap - and Liam Brady’s not too happy about it. 😂
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Dogs or cats? José Mourinho: "Dogs. But I don't have any problems with cats. I'm not Kurt Zouma." 😂😂
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The best reason ever for supporting a football club 😂
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Harry Redknapp: “If they ask me, I think I could go there and do the job for sure. I’m bringing Kranjcar, Crouchy and Defoe, they’re all coming back.” 😂😭😂
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Toon fan doing the Alan Shearer celebration in front of the Sunderland fans. Proper shithousery 😂
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The camera cut is perfect 😂
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Thomas Muller is a legend 😂
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‘Just the smell of weed in the tunnel is the only thing we noticed different…’ Superb from Preston manager Paul Heckingbottom in his post match interview after his side drew to Swansea who brought Snoop Dogg out 😂😂😂
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How is this not AI?! 😂
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This Japanese Newcastle fan says he supports the club because the very first match he watched featured Alan Pardew headbutting an opposition player. 😂😂
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When Jürgen Klopp was in a Liverpool press conference and he described a translator's voice as "very erotic." The ending is the best part. 🤣🤣🤣
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“CHRISSSS, CHRIS, DON’T BE A FUCKING DICKHEAD. FUCKING HELL, CHRIS”😂😂😂
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This Portuguese news channel got interrupted when everyone screamed at Benfica’s goalkeeper scoring vs Real Madrid 😂
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Bring back the original Fantasy Football League I say 😂👍🏼
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That reaction to Manuel Neuer😂
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Diego Costa on Antonio Conte: 🗣️ “He’s always angry, always with a long face, probably he doesn’t have sex at home because he is a very bitter guy.” 😂😂😂
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Back when Xabi Alonso cooked Jamie Carragher: Jamie Carragher: “Am i a legend?” Xabi Alonso: “NO. You’re a pundit.” 😂😂😂
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Kids absolutely devastated 😂
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Declan Rice giving the Chelsea fans some back. Perfect timing😂😂😂
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