My friend (26) who has never had a boyfriend called me at 1am almost in tears. She said it was burning and she had weird discharge and she was scared. I told her to go see a gynecologist the next morning. She went. The test came back positive for an STI. She kept saying she was a virgin so it didn’t make sense. The doctor (a man this time) asked if she’d had any sexual contact recently. She said no. He asked if she’d been with a woman. She said no. He asked if she’d done anything at all that involved contact down there. She said, “I just went to a bachelorette party last weekend. Nothing happened.” He asked what they did. She said the bride hired a male dancer. They got a private room. She turned down the full package. The doctor looked at her and said, “What did you actually do then?”