@Fullautotaco

Professional Noticer - Okayest Shooter

Joined November 2021
The indomitable Penguin Spirit
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Woman: there's nothing to wear Man:
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The secret level in Excite Bike we never got #whitehouse
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Me telling an unsolicited story to the teenager at the pump complaining about gas prices...
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A duck was given a 3D-printed foot, and it took its first ever steps 🥹
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Marco Rubio finding out he has to run Spirit Airlines now too.
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Literally me
ryan gosling's kawaii kaiwai bc idk
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Japan America twitter rn
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When I hit the pulled pork with a little tonkatsu sauce.
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President Trump has informed Marco Rubio someone has just read from The Book of the Dead.
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Lolberts think we should be able to own private warships yet it’d be neocon if we ever actually used them. What am I paying for these cannons and machine guns for? Instagram pics?
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Marco Rubio finding out he has to run Anthropic now too.
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The male fantasy
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“2026 will be a peaceful year” Mexico on a random monday:
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THE PATRIOT POASTING WILL CONTINUE 🇺🇸
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Shia Labeouf back in the news brings me back to one of the greatest times to ever be on the internet.
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Yeah but the New York Vibes bro
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the year is 2014. And you are the coolest guy at the gun range
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If you support Rupert Lowe and Restore Britain I want to follow you
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