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Dear east coast, ...you're fucked. sincerely, irene. #FuckingTrueBro -Geo

No matter how low the volume is, Porn is always to loud. #FuckingTrueBro

"You Are What You Eat"... No Wonder Why You're Such a Dick! #FuckingTrueBro

When someone texts you “hahahahaha!!” instead of “haha” or “lol”, you know you’ve done well. #FuckingTrueBro

Dear person reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never know. #FuckingTrueBro

Dear peanut butter, it's time. Sincerely, Jelly #FuckingTrueBro

Roses are unicorns violets are green welcome to the party I'm Charlie Sheen #Winning #FuckingTrueBro

Dear Diet Coke, I feel like you're over reacting. Sincerely, Mentos

Screw you whore OH WAIT, SOMEONE ALREADY HAS! #FuckingTrueBro

Call of Duty is the #1 cause of virgins and single men in America. #FuckingTrueBro

go fuck yourself...... with a knife...... hard..... #FuckingTrueBro

Everybody says "Son Of a Bitch" What about "Daughter of a dick"?

Best way to get out of a text convo: "The message could not be delivered. Please try later. Error 226110" #FuckingTrueBro

It's okay pluto ... I'm not a planet either. #FuckingTrueBro

Dear GPS, Please add an, "avoid ghetto" option. #FuckingTrueBro

Earth: Weeeeeee!!!! .... Sun: You're fucking retarded. #FuckingTrueBro

"I'm bringing sexy back"?!? ....bitch you're the reason it LEFT!

;) It can make any sentence sexual. #FuckingTrueBro

Those minutes of insanity when the same song is on two different radio stations. #FuckingTrueBro