Ｂａｙｏｎｅｔｔａ.

❝You know, I try to avoid doing this in my Sunday best~.❞ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙐𝙢𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙣 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙥 (Ｃｏｎｔ．⤵)

All the angels I've stepped on in the past may advise you differently, dear. Giggle.

"Such a good girl you are, tending to Umbran cock like a true harlot would~."

"Look at you, all pent up and eager to thrust your hips~. It's not as if my cunt's going anywhere!" What a classy, teasing slut. She's riding you just barely, making you desperate to nut raw inside her superhuman Umbra Witch pussy, but she never actually allows you~!

"This is why I often despise fighting--my suit always gets ripped in the worst places... But... since you'd otherwise never get a chance to look at lady bits as pretty as mine, I'll let you stare for now~."

Getting her British twat and sassy gob stuffed by the hard cocks of multiple strangers wasn't exactly her ideal vision of a Saturday morning... Bloody angels, stealing her powers. But... since she's powerless, this may be the reader's chance to join in on the fun~.

"So, you want to clap cheeks with Bayonetta? Maybe if you're lucky~."

"And what are you staring at, hm? Never seen a lady that's misplaced her undergarments?"

"Don't mind me, dear. I just had a bloody good exercise, so I simply /must/ change!"

/My DMs are always open to slide into! I can't reply to every single one ever sent to me--especially when I'm busy--but I do my best, and don't mind people "barging in," so don't hesitate!

"I think you're a little too quick to be full of yourself, dear. You should go out and find someone that cares for your precious feelings before giving up and cursing the world~."

"Didn't you hear? Boys are /so/ last year~."

A girl /always/ has to oil up before leaving the house.

(Ｍｉｓｃ. Ｉｎｆｏ ⤵) ☽ NSFW RP. 18+ only! ☽ Switch. ☽ Has a fat British cock when she feels like it. Perks of being a witch. ☽ Pansexual, femme lean. ☽ Friendly writer! Don't be shy! ☽ Detailed plots preferred! ☽ Always looking to ship with a Jeanne!

"Mn, mn, mn... You're hardly going to last long at all, are you? Such a shame~."

"Aww... You haven't been naughty, now, have you?"

"Are my lips truly that kissable? Ah... Too bad flattery won't get you anywhere~."

"A rainy day in America? But of course... Someone should fetch me some tea to drown out all this drab."