Coffee for people with sh!t to do and just barely enough patience to do it 🤘

Hampton, VA
Joined July 2024
WE RAISED THE BAR- then we said "fuck it" and raised it again. new lineup, same attitude: the next era of FuCoffee. ☕
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Birthday Stream today, and I don’t want much beyond your follow and regular view. Made a list of things I need for quality of life and for my show. I don’t expect some rich benefactor to shell out. But beyond that, your follow and view is the best thing I’d ask for.
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how many cups is too many? asking for a friend.
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Live STILL. Day 5 of 7 For my birthday marathon on @Twitch. 24 hours. 7 days a week. Turning 33 on Monday and growing my channel to Partner levels. FFXIV, WoW, Horror, Chat Reacts + More tonight with @RinriKatsu and @Hidehzk Come join one of the best new shows!
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adulting is mostly just saying "i'll deal with that after coffee."
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FuCoffee Co. retweeted
Tonight AND Tomorrow 8pm MST Join me with @deadpixeltv when we go live! We are giving away Controller Holders with @fucoffeeco limited Edition Slice n Spice Pumpkin Spice coffee including various keychains/stickers from our merch collections to one lucky winner in chat!
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how do you take your coffee?
22%☕️ black
12%🥛 loaded with cream
9%🍬 sweet as hell
56%🔥 whatever keeps me alive
32 votes • Final results
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It's my Birthday!! 🥳🎉 Despite all of my Internet issues these last 2 months, I'm not going to let it ruin my day. I've fought HARD to still be alive today and golly if I'm not going to celebrate that! Still going to try to stream today! See y'all soon! 🥹🖤✨
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Day 3 into Day 4 LIVE ON TWITCH, the 24/7 Marathon continues of games, chats, and more! If you've ever supported me, now's the time to LOCK IN. All I want for my birthday is to become an @Twitch PARTNER and your support daily is how we will get there! twitch.tv/theakiraway
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today’s forecast: 99% chance of coffee with a slight chance of telling someone to fuck off ☕️
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last fall, you had pumpkin spice. this fall, pumpkin spice has you. 👀 Slice-N-Spice is here. brew at your own risk. 🎃🔪
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the real question isn't "how much coffee do you need?" It's "how much coffee can you drink before someone intervenes?" 😈
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I should have known... @HellraiserGame #hellraiserrevival
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respectfully, f*%k monday.
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I turn 33 in 8 days. My goal is to make partner numbers consistently. Not just 75 average viewers. I want to break 100 average daily. FFXIV, MMO’s, Horror. Partners tell me that I’m going to make it. I am entertaining enough to go full time. I’m thankful for you 💜
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sunday coffee hits different.
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My favorite time of the year when everything is pumpkin flavored 🎃🧡✨ I cannot wait to try this!! Until then, I'll enjoy my post workout medium roast 🙌
you can leave the pumpkin patch… but you can’t outrun the harvest 🎃 Slice-N-Spice is HERE 🔪
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nothing builds character like drinking coffee in complete silence before everyone else wakes up. ☕️
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something is special coming very soon. 🎃
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