Jordan Fry retweeted
millennial men were too busy quoting anchorman and figuring out new, innovative ways to sack tap each other to get radicalized by the far right and I love them for that.
Jordan Fry retweeted
U have to rewatch the last airbender every once in a while to keep ur heart pure
Jordan Fry retweeted
My nephew Feyd-Rautha - so much better than Rabban, who was mistreated by the Atreides even the emperor never saw anything like it - my nephew says that they’re giving all the spice away. The atreides are afraid of the fremen. Nobody said that when it was my arrakis, my dune
Jordan Fry retweeted
my girl listening to me work on my tony soprano impression in the shower before we head out to have dinner with friends
Jordan Fry retweeted
Listen Tone, I’m over here at da Planet of the Apes. You’re not gonna believe this, the monkeys are fuckin’ talking. These chimps got a whole buncha horses and no racetrack, maybe we can help em out hehe And T, I’m gettin’ the feeling they’re not fans of our friends in New York
Jordan Fry retweeted
in the cinema. straight up "Joaquin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My phoenix
Jordan Fry retweeted
[using the bene gesserit voice] 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS




































