He/Him EP ‘20 UW-Madison ‘24

Madison, WI
Joined January 2019
this is me
STEM majors go to school so they can get a job that pays a lot of money so they can eventually casually study the humanities
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“I got Pat winning it all” - Pats mother
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Sam Fronek retweeted
that one straight boy that don’t play about chappell roan
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Don’t fall for it. A schedule III drug is still an illicit substance without a prescription. This is no substitute for decriminalization and recreational legalization. A sad, desperate attempt by Biden to boost poll numbers while he’s funding a genocide.
BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, President Biden is reclassifying marijuana from a Schedule I to a Schedule III drug under federal law. This is a big deal. Retweet so all Americans hear this great news.
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you’re in her DMs, I’m her DM. Roll for initiative.
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Honey crisp Apples back in season we are so back
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My advice for tryouts is to griddy after every foul called on you
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just found out people look up my twitter to see what i’m like. this is what i’m like if anyone is wondering
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It’s 3 am and i’m thinking about women’s sports
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iso someone who will sing a duet with me
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College Ultimate NEEDS a Bowl Season (🧵) Requirements for all games (draft): - wind chill < 20 degrees - field space = unreserved public park - observers will be two professors who know absolutely nothing about frisbee but could 100% beat you up. argue calls at your own risk
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it will improve
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posted my drafts now deleting twitter
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she ding on my dong till i ditch
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how do you come to terms with the fact that you have been writing a narrative over the course of your entire life and it won’t turn out
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treat the jeweler like a trainer tell ‘em ice me
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she cuban on my missile till i crisis
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i keep saying “it’s nice to meet you” to people it isn’t nice to meet
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listening to cocteau twins
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