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Productivity, declined.

Anytown, USA
Joined January 2015
Happening in one hour at #AGENDA17
Donald Trump chokes out Rick Perry ow.ly/QLBIG No money or hope for the Texas dope #Fritterati @realDonaldTrump
Buffalo man's plot to frame drug dealer with stolen hearse was ill-advised in retrospect ow.ly/Q0yje #Fritterati
U.S. troops storm defenseless #Whataburger in Texas, stiff waitress on tip ow.ly/PE8KR #Fritterati #JadeHelm15 #martiallaw
West Virginia man for some reason kept two deer in his house for a year ow.ly/PlLpJ #Fritterati
Are you worthy of being followed on Twitter by Donald Trump? No, you are not. ow.ly/Pe7pv #Fritterati #DonaldTrump
Fireworks fails to avoid on the Fourth of July (or, really, any other day) ow.ly/P6b1P #Fritterati #fireworksfails
Jim Carrey drops Twitter F-bomb on California Gov. Jerry Brown over new vaccination law ow.ly/P2JCX #vaccination #JimCarrey
Ladies, if you've ever been tempted to let your boyfriends do your makeup, watch this video first ow.ly/P165c #Fritterati
Great news, conspiracy nuts! Conspiracy Nut Central is hiring! ow.ly/OWDZy #Fritterati #conspiracies #AlexJones #Infowars
Is Donald Trump's presidential bid great for other GOP contenders (if not the nation)? ow.ly/OKh9S #Fritterati #DonaldTrump #GOP
When that dog licking your ankle while you're sleeping actually is a bear ow.ly/OI2Vp #Fritterati #bear
Dinosaurs forced to join Screen Actors Guild and other fun facts about Jurassic World ow.ly/ODmfh #Fritterati #JurassicWorld
That damned moon dust could ruin space travel for everybody! Well, that and radiation. ow.ly/OuV93 #Fritterati #moon #spacetravel
Modern teens think old cigarette commercials are gross and dishonest. Good call, modern #teens. ow.ly/OuUPz #Fritterati #smoking
Man sates curiosity over what getting shot in the foot feels like ow.ly/OeIkd #Fritterati #reportedlyithurts #funwithguns
#CaitlynJenner is an expert hatred generator to the many people who like to hate in the name of God. #Fritterati ow.ly/O9LPQ
One dance routine, 100 places, 700,000 views (and counting) ow.ly/O6sEj #Fritterati #bucketlist