@Frisbob

the real sport is managing my expectations

 a place w/ nice views
Joined August 2012
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The Chain a 2025 Toronto Maple Leafs Hype Video.
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The Toronto Maple Leafs
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Refs having a classic “give one team no powerplays all game for no reason” game
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Islanders playing perfectly clean hockey for 30 minutes! Beautiful text book hockey.
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Does Morgan Rielly box out well? No. Okay, but does he generate a lot of offense? Also no. Ya, but does he have a booming slap shot? Well, no he doesn’t. Fair enough, does he have good gap control? Well not really no. Okay but does he throw the body? Well n-
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Kirill the bum Marchenko who needs to start impressing with his 7th point in 8 games (on a 6 game point streak)
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The secret: Have Colin Campbells son work for your team.
Flowbuds
@joeyfergOct 13
The most remarkable thing about the Panthers neverending shitbaggery is how clear it is that the players themselves understand how easy it is for them to get away with it
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I don’t understand, habsfan18639 said Auston Matthews was washed and would never be a dominant player in the NHL again
NHL Public Relations
@NHLPROct 12
Auston Matthews, Jake Oettinger and Alexis Lafrenière named “Three Stars” for the week ending Oct. 11. 3 Stars of the Week presented by @GEICO #NHLStats: bit.ly/4jTB2ln
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Let’s compare first overalls then
Alex
@ivandemigoalSep 28
I mean finally they’ll stop comparing Slaf to Knies
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What was he wearing
NHL News
@PuckReportNHLOct 10
NEWS: #stlblues F Dillon Dube will miss 8 weeks after suffering a neck injury Thursday vs #SJSharks.
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A second Québécois singing kid has just hit
Upper Canadian Cavalier
@UCCavalierOct 8
POV: You told a rude Québécois kid who gave you grief for daring to speak English that fries are better with ketchup than as poutine, so now he's folk-dancing to defend the village's honour.
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You can kill the man but not the idea
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I know it’s early, but for gods sake if I see another unpressured pass sail into someone’s skate blade I’m going to put a hit out on Carlton the Bear. You’re professional hockey players, figure it out.
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Habs and Leafs fans coming together to dunk on Stutzle for diving
Everyday Sens
@EverydaySensOct 4
People will look you dead in the face and tell you this was a dive. #GoSensGo
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Do your worst
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Every Panthers fan on this website when they experience a modicum of what they’ve watched their team do consistently for 3 seasons straight
rachel🏆🏆@puckyousportsOct 2
hockey twitter is genuinely rotting peoples brains you people know nothing about the florida panthers other then the fact that they’ve won two cups back to back. you guys were targeting barkov all night for no fucking reason. genuinely stfu
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Nicky Bob having a good pre-season and start to the regular. He will now go 17 games with 2 assists and 12 PIM’s.
King Jemison@king_jemisonOct 1
Nick Robertson after scoring twice in his Penguins debut: “It’s a blessing and opportunity to play with Sid and Rakell. To put me in that line right away … I’m not used to that. They put me in position to be successful, and then it’s my job to go out there and perform.”
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Leaf fans when Knies was traded: “I’m so sad, I hope Knies succeeds and wish nothing but the best for him.” Fans of other teams when Knies has one good game for the Blue Jackets: “HAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER L FOR THE LEAFS 1967 IT WAS 3-1 ANOTHER 50 YEARS OF L’S”
Gino Hard
@GinoHard_Oct 2
2ND GOAL AND 3RD POINT OF THE NIGHT ALREADY FOR MATTHEW KNIES 😱 WHAT a debut for the former Leaf 🔥
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Jordan Decker@_JordanDeckerOct 1
Montreal has become THE destination, especially in Canada. Marchenko wanted to come here, Hellebuyck is willing to come here, now Nikishin. First time in my life that there’s reports of players actively trying to work their way to the Habs.
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Seeing a ref watch a near breakaway stopped by a blatant trip and not calling it for the first time in 4 months.
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Me: “These edibles ain’t shit” *Me 10 minutes later*
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