probably shitposting, sorry!

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Dear white Christians, PSA... You are NOT being persecuted. You are being DE-CENTERED. You are NOT being excluded, you're being asked to come down off your lonely high horse & sit with the rest of humanity. It is not unjust to hold you accountable for your actions. The end.
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Greg Marcus is my homie
Unsolicited advice from a gas station going into 2025. Hope this helps. ❤️
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2025 is the year of the B team and anyone who told you otherwise is living in the past
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If only I had known that the rules were flexible, I'd have lobbied for all 10 players who tied for first to be included in the knockout. Or, if we can have two co-champions, why not 10?! Alas...
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Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in 2025
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I really want to like this idea, but the more I think about it, the less I understand what the benefit of the promotion/relegation mechanic would be. One day tournaments would also significantly restrict the distance I would travel to play xitter.cf/Ultiworld/status/18676…
A Proposal to Revamp the USAU Club Regular Season -> [Photo: @UltiPhotos] buff.ly/3VFd3tn
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I just looked at Matt Gaetz’ venmo and he apparently knows a lot of extremely young looking women lol
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Prayers up for Michigan 🙏 Nothings wrong they just border Indiana and Ohio
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Many Pro Life Evangelical friends told me it was immoral to vote for anyone but Trump. Today, Trump nominated a radical pro choice activist to be the HHS secretary. But as Abe Greenwald would say, it’s worse than that. He’s not just immoral, he’s stupid. A rabid conspiracy theorist who once claimed COVID was designed to spare Chinese people and Jews. His advocacy against the MMR vaccine led directly to the deaths of dozens of kids in American Samoa. He continues to falsely link vaccines with autism. And that’s the tip of the iceberg for his lunatic conspiracy theories. Given power, he will unleash bureaucratic stupidity like we’ve never seen, and it will yield the deaths of an untold number of kids. So congrats Pro-Lifers who insisted we vote for Trump. There’s nothing pro Life about this party or this man or his appointees. And for those frustrated by the economics of the Biden years, I urge you to call your senators and pray they block the dumber of these appointments, of which RFK is the highest on the list. And pray with fury that the Senate finds their spine to block him. What a disaster if he gets confirmed.
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Told my dad (66) about incels. His response: “Since the beginning of time, funny-looking dudes have been getting girls. Short guys, guys with no chin, guys with a small wang, it doesn’t matter. Be nice and make ‘em laugh and you’ll find a lady.”
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God, I love scrappy guard defenders
We really traded Giddey for this demon man
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The Lakers were ridiculed for hiring JJ and drafting Bronny, now they are undefeated and have the best record in the league
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I wanted Deshaun Watson’s achilles to snap like a rubber band the moment he took his first snaps post suspension. I have since learned the error of my ways. It was MUCH funnier that he played like absolute dogshit and humiliated himself for two seasons before it snapped.
A lot of people on this website are celebrating Deshaun Watson tearing his Achilles. There’s no “but” here. I just wanted to let you know in case you were missing out.
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Captain comes over to see what’s wrong: 1: “I called disc space and he called shut the fuck up so I called violation” Captain (to stfu): “did you think it wasn’t too close?” 2: I don’t know, I’m just gonna tell him to shut the fuck up
At the college tournament: Player 1: “disc space” Player 2: “shut the fuck up” Player 1: “violation”
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Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.
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Hey! Hey you! Queerness is a blessing! 🏳️‍🌈💜🏳️‍⚧️
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Sigh . . . Another year where they leave me off the tryout invite list for the U24 national team 😦 you would think that after 31 years of snubs I would be used to it, but it never gets any easier
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Yo @PastorTrey05 The Bible talks a lot about our enemies (psalms especially). Got any tips about how to think about those passages today? Who are my enemies?
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I want to say something and I want to say it gently. I agree with Mason here *mostly*. I have found it far more rewarding and enriching to wrestle with jarring texts (and there are many in Paul's epistles) "refusing to let them go until they grant me a blessing" than 1/
i’m a progressive christian and i like paul
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