“I don’t do ads.” Next steam “No but chat the 4 for 4 at Wendy’s is legit a good ass deal!” Next stream “Mmph~ , I bought like nghh, $100 in DoorDash today, to support the companies Next stream “BUY MCDONALDS BUY WENDYS SUPPORT BIG CORPORATIONS!! BIG CORPO MAKE ME SO WETT

Scrolling through the most popular ig lives and telling girls “this is so ass lol” “Ass!? You think this is ass!? I’ll fucking show you ass!” They then proceeded to bounce their fat asses into the camera as all the girls in chat praise her “OMG QUEEN! YOU SHOW HIM!”

You thought I was done? I have plenty more girls to SLUTTIFY A female comedian into a porn clown with glitter in her head instead of brains SLUTTIFY An aspiring clothing model into a big tittied bikini mannequin Hm… who should I SLUTTIFY next?

Girls have become so boring lately, so I’ve picked up a new hobby called SLUTTIFY A meticulous cosplayer into a dumb slut that dresses up as characters she’s never heard of for attention SLUTTIFY A butch lesbian into a vapid air headed e girl whore with a massive rack

“Excuse me professor! The man sitting next to-“ SNAP “Me… is.. um… doing something?” SNAP “I was… mad I think…” SNAP “Cause he hasn’t… cum on me yet?” SNAP “Hehe, so like whip it out and-“ SNAP “DUHHHH CUM ON MAH FACE AN TITTIES PLZ DURRR”

You ever meet someone whose body doesn’t match their personality? Like this sweet woman with the body of a street whore. It’s only been a month since I corrected her, and I found her on the side of the street, cum dripping from her holes. Surrounded by used condoms and syringes

Do you know how many girls with other girls when I went to California? I just HAD ask. “Don’t you miss cock?” “I miss cock so bad! PLEASE FUCK ME!” The other girl would always start crying until I reminded them that they didn’t have a girlfriend. “Oh! *sniffle* Duh, thanks!”

Sometimes the girls I post dm me, demanding I take the post down, threatening to report me, calling me disgusting “lol it’s kinda hot tho right?” Two weeks later they’ve quit their jobs and locked themselves in their rooms, endlessly, frantically rubbing to my posts

Replaced my friends lip gloss! She applied it, her brain melted and her lips swelled. Molding her into a dumb kissy lips obsessed weirdo “Hey honey, how was-“ MMMWAH SMACK SLUUUURP a big, wet, sloppy, glossy kiss right on her moms lips. Now her mom’s feeling a little dumb too

I hate when girls pretend they play video games “The hell are you doing? You’re overextending dumbass!” “Are you a girl?” “Hehe yeah I’m a girl! Why don’t you put down the controller and let me use your joystick~ uhhh how do you jump again?” She obviously just wants attention

I get a lot of spam messages on this account “Omg I just saw this anime edit that made me tear up” “Hiii I just finished class wbu?” I wonder if they remember who they used to be before I replaced their brains with porn scam algorithms? Or are there thoughts permanently 101101

Getting tired of that one mouthy bitch in your class? Make her own mocking her trigger “Uhh, yeah of course I look good today? DuhhhhDUHHHDURRR” Careful though, everytime she says it, she gets a little dumber. Until eventually… “HAI!! BOOBIEZ OUT! LOOK PRETTY??”

Zoom meetings for work are so fucking boring, but I just sent out a company wide “mandatory hr zoom etiquette training video” so hopefully things will get more interesting. Oh! Looks like my supervisor and the CEO are joining now “DUUUUUR DUHHHH BLEHHH” “HORNY GIRLY HORNEEE”

“I think your posts are fucking disgusting, seriously? Hypnotizing innocent woman? And you call that ‘art?’ I-“ SNAP “Think it’s so amazing! Oh my god it’s fantastic! I-I made you fan art!” Support artists! This is art, after all!

There’s a computer virus going around, victims have reported a strange moving pattern burned into the screen that won’t go away, it’s made some reaction content much… simpler “DUHH WHO WUZ DAT AGAIN? I TOUCHED MAH PUSSY N FORGOT” “HEHE HE LOOOKS LIKE HE HAZ A BIG COCK”