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Joined July 2012
I’m about to crash out, now Libby asking for a book back that I haven’t started yet😑
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Edging implies a degree of free-time and so is inherently bourgeois. Cranking it is proletarian, the working man’s orgasm.
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this fucking face on dominique jackson
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Sen. @Ossoff: Folks are going to the grocery store. They're paying more than ever to stock their fridge. Ground beef is up 30% since Donald Trump took office. Coffee is up 30% since Donald Trump took office. Those were your votes, Mike. I think that you should explain to Georgia voters why you voted for the tariffs
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No family should have to choose between paying the rent and buying groceries. But that’s a choice Trump’s SNAP cuts keep forcing families in Louisiana and across America to make. #SNAPFacts
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Once you sit, you start to think. Can’t have that
Why is American culture so resistant to the idea of letting its workers sit?
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Y’all just pretending like it’s not still fuck Target or??
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My job done worked me until my pussy stunk today phew lawddd
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70 damn days without rain and now I need a canoe?
If you live in Texas I really hope you like rain because it sure is coming whether you like it or not! 🚨 For DFW prepare for multiple rounds of heavy rain anywhere from Wednesday-Saturday. After that expect fall weather with highs in the 70's! 😎
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Israel is still starving Gaza. Israel is still starving Gaza. Israel is still starving Gaza. Israel is still starving Gaza. Israel is still starving Gaza. Israel is still starving Gaza. Israel is still starving Gaza. Israel is still starving Gaza. Israel is still starving Gaza.
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Anyone figure out how to boycott Ed Sheeran MORE?
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Melatonin over Crash Out doesn’t sit right with ME. Guess it’s hard to compare perfection.
What’s your favorite single from Popstar so far ?
9%Too Easy
20%Crash Out
50%Melatonin
21%Pillow Fight/ IRBA
11,983 votes • Final results
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THIS IS ART. HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE
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idk how to boycott ed sheeran more than i already am but i’ll have to find a way
Macklemore says Ed Sheeran and his team decided to remove him from tour due to his comments in support of Palestine, after Kraft Group rallied stadium owners and gave Ed an ultimatum: “[Ed] told me that the words ‘Free Palestine’ and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, ‘I don't take sides.’”
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Best performing deck I’ve built in a while👏🏾
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I kackle!!!😂
adults taking over grindr was not on my bingo card for promo😭
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Hi my name is Otis! You’ve doom scrolled your way to my art. Enjoy!
Hi my name is Paul! You’ve doom scrolled your way to my art. Enjoy!
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Aint shit funny no more.
Why doesn’t smoking weed make people laugh uncontrollably anymore? Now it’s just quiet vibes and deep thoughts.
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Another dangerous scheme to control us…
The following foods have now been recalled: —Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination —Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination —Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination —Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination —Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination —Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination —Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination —Soup kits, Listeria contamination —Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination —Granola, Salmonella contamination —Dog food, Salmonella contamination —Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination —Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July) —Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July) —Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July) —Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July) —Infant formula, Botulism risk (July) —Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July) —Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July) —Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July) —Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June) —Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)  —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)  —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)  —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June) —Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June) —Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June) —Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May) —Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May) —Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May) —Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May) —Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May) —Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May) —Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May) —Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May) —Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May) —Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May) —White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May) —Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May) —Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April) —Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April) —Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April) —Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March) —Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March) —Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March) —Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March) —Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February) —Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February) —Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February) —Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January) —Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January) —Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January) —Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January) —Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)
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