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Kjipuktuk/Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined February 2022
The haunting tragedy of finding a truly amazing falafel wrap in a city you don’t live in
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My friend Gina needs help affording a mobility assisting scooter, please share, donate, and share again gofund.me/59be15865
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My friend Gina needs help affording a mobility assisting scooter, please share, donate, and share again gofund.me/59be15865
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Couldn’t have said it better myself, except for that time I literally said exactly that.
By the age of 30 you should own, not rent, OWN a bouncy castle. This is the time to be building equity. The only way to fight inflation is with inflatables
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Mikaela retweeted
Tomorrow at 12:00 on FX 101.9 I’ll be talking about my deadly experience at the QEII emergency department. Follow up guests are of much interest!
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Who hasn’t gotten a tattoo they don’t understand? I myself have a graph of the Reimann Hypothesis down my back. What’s the solution? Fuck if I know. Didn’t consider that when I drunkenly pointed at it on the parlour wall. On consideration, meant to get the butterfly next to it.
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Out in Cape Breton looking for ghosts. Photo by @dillongarland
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Fiddlin around
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Another FANTASTIC styling by @mel_oc81 l!!! Ignore the electro marks, my face is in rebellion against the pointy fire stick
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Awake too early due to attention starved cat, can’t make coffee without waking the fiancée. No one has ever suffered as much as I am right now.
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We lost power, because of woke (also someone drove into an electrical line)
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You can’t hurt me, I have Lionel Richie’s Can’t Slow Down on vinyl
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Live long enough to see late career U2 albums remastered
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You don’t miss the 90s. You miss Spice World.
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I’m smart, but I’m not rich. So am I really not that smart, or am I just not rich?
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No one can be told what the Matrix Gelato Machine is. You have to see it for yourself.
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Well, the kids are back to school this morning. Not my kids, to be clear. I have disposable income, and intend to keep it that way, where it can stay home with me, warm and cozy, so we can laugh together at the kids standing out in the cold waiting for the bus.
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Replying to @FridayInHalifax
Imagine the guy who hides his bite slowly developing cowboy mannerisms and the country twang accent. Trying to explain it all away, like "Ah swear, the hat is just for the sun."
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Cowboys have been done. Zombies have been done. Zombie cowboys have been done. But, what about zombies.. that TURN you into cowboys?
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Oh my god
Teens calling Idaho's suicide hotline are being told they can't proceed with the conversation without parental consent. Many of the callers are then hanging up. Idaho approved a strict parental consent law last year.
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