There are a couple movies this Oscar year featuring donkeys. Yet the nominated Shrek related movie...no donkey! #DLMOscarChallenge 26/30

So much spelling in the @questlove hip hop tribute

Knocked out ten movies for the #DLMOscarChallenge. So many of this year's short films are just on the New Yorker's video page! @DougBenson

Dear @denzelcurry, Just watched your @davidchoe ep. Choe my hero. And you are a beautiful person

Thank you @LastWeekTonight @iamjohnoliver !!! #StopAsianHate

I hate, with all the forms of communication that we have, when people say "I miss you." Today, however, I had a lovely call. A genuine "I miss you" can truly fill my dead dead dead heart.

All plans fell through. and today was lame

Do Androids Shave With Electric Razors?

How much time would have been saved if the word was "Husb"? Like, 'I now pronounce you husb and wife..." #FroilanWastesMoreOfYourTime

Never mind the "stein v. stain" argument. Bear with me...Is it bare with me?

Is #melanin the key to time dilation? There’s CPT and Island People Time. “Black don’t crack” and “Asian don’t raisin”. Can a smarter scientist than me look into this please? Thanks

Every house sweater I have has at least two lighters in its pockets

They always tell people after a breakup that there are other fish in the sea. But like what if your perfect fish was eaten by a grizzly bear?!

Having to backspace to add a third exclamation mark in a text just doesn’t feel like the same intended intensity

Truly, most of my disdain for appreciation posts comes from the fact my homies and I don’t take selfies together

If they’re called pant legs, why aren’t sleeves called shirt arms?

Please no online acapella groups