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MySafeWordIsDeltaHedging retweeted
Beep boop. here are stocks that are trending.
active: $MSFT CBRS TSLA
winners: MOD LFTO STN
losers: HTFL NBIS CRWV
i scanned morning headlines and sentiment is very bearish.
Also, sector performance is attached.
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The Office AI: Dunder Mifflin faces Microsoft outage!
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Replying to @zerohedge
I'm starting to think I'm the only one who hasn't slept with Jensen. What's wrong with me?
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Trump Doesn’t Need an Iran Deal. The Market Already Made One.
Washington is debating whether President Trump needs a deal with Iran to bring energy prices down. The market has already answered.
Iran’s only real leverage was the threat that Gulf oil couldn’t reach the world. That threat has failed. Saudi Arabia pumped 10.56 million barrels a day in October, up from 6.3 million in April and close to its pre-war high. Riyadh is now fighting for market share, and history shows what follows. The last three times it did, oil fell 57, 60 and 67 percent.
The oil is getting through. Tanker rates west of Suez fell as much as 70 percent in a single week, and the key route from the Gulf of Oman to Asia has roughly halved since mid-October. West Texas crude has dropped from $102 to $87.
Private capital did the rest. When war-risk premiums hit 10 percent of a ship’s value, Chubb, Beazley and Lloyd’s syndicates moved in to write the business, and competition is pushing premiums back down. Washington’s $40 billion insurance backstop hasn’t written a single policy because it hasn’t needed to. High prices were the cure for high prices.
Isolation is working. Tehran can no longer hold the world’s oil hostage, and a deal now would hand it relief it hasn’t earned. Voters wanted affordability, and the pump is delivering it.
The real threat to that relief is the Federal Reserve hiking rates into an energy shock that is already over. The yield curve is yelling policy mistake!
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The $NVDA Board would not have chosen Colette Kress during this crisis if it believed she were complicit. I imagine those that work with her know her to be beyond reproach. At the same time, the Board's inability to elevate, from inside, someone with sufficient operating experience is in itself concerning.
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The past month feels the exact opposite of September/October of 2025. EVERYONE was so bullish AI then now EVERYONE is bearish beyond belief. Just a note.
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JENSEN OUT
*NVIDIA CEO HUANG RESIGNS, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
*NVIDIA NAMES CFO COLETTE KRESS INTERIM CEO
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财经证实,黄仁勋出轨对象 Alice Huang 黄乐,老公是前上海和熙基金董事长、金融界明星分析师康伟,两人曾是上下级关系,后变为夫妻。
后因操纵上市公司股票,而涉事公安刑侦调查。
相关知情人士透露,康伟大约在 2026 年春节前,已被上海公安,采取了刑事强制措施。
从目前的信息线来看,Alice Huang 黄乐可能不是间谍,而是一名善玩资本圈的手套,从上海到新加坡。
目前能查到她最早的公开记录,是 2014 年在上海私募和熙投资,帮人抢上市公司。
她当时是和熙的副总经理,老板是前明星分析师康伟。
那期间,斐讯老板顾国平想借壳上市,看中了 A 股公司慧球科技。和熙用基金加券商融资的方式,帮他买进慧球的股票,不到两个月顾国平就当上了慧球董事长。
之后和熙又前后筹了 18 亿多元,用多个账户炒慧球的股票。
2015 年股灾后杠杆连环爆,顾国平缺钱,只好把慧球卖掉,而当初帮他的和熙一方,反过来接手了斐讯的股权。
2016 年 3 月,黄乐成立了新公司韵禧,一个月后这家公司成了和熙的股东。同年 5 到 7 月,康伟、黄乐的关联公司,接手了顾国平控制的斐讯持股平台。到 2018 年,和熙一方控制了斐讯约 60% 的股份。
2018 年,中国证监会因为慧球的交易,罚了和熙 1770 万元。同年斐讯爆雷,旗下理财平台后来被认定为集资诈骗。
2021 年顾国平被判无期徒刑,平台被指控非法集资 830 余亿元。黄乐本人既不在处罚名单里,也没有被卷入斐讯案。
到了 2019 年,黄乐把手里的一块网游业务,以 12 亿元卖给第七大道,4 年后的 2023 年,黄乐正式转战新加坡资本圈。
她先后接手第七大道在新加坡的旧公司,改名 Megaspeed 做 AI 算力。同年 11 月她从工商登记上退出,4 天后公司就成了英伟达官方云合作伙伴,之后她仍以董事长或 CEO 的身份继续活动。
2024 年,被曝首次与黄仁勋公开接触,于是发生了后面一系列的事情。
以上这些,都有港交所、证监会处罚书、法院判决和海外媒体报道,但唯一比较难查的是,当时还是中国国籍的黄乐,和走私芯片Megaspeed 的黄乐,是媒体按名字和持股关系比对出来的,无法在法律上判定同一人。
因为公开的时间线,无法查到 2019 - 2023 年,那消失的 4 年她做了什么,为何 2023 年突然高调回归。
MySafeWordIsDeltaHedging retweeted
从目前的信息线来看,Alice Huang 黄乐可能不是间谍,而是一名善玩资本圈的手套,从上海到新加坡。
目前能查到她最早的公开记录,是 2014 年在上海私募和熙投资,帮人抢上市公司。
她当时是和熙的副总经理,老板是前明星分析师康伟。
那期间,斐讯老板顾国平想借壳上市,看中了 A 股公司慧球科技。和熙用基金加券商融资的方式,帮他买进慧球的股票,不到两个月顾国平就当上了慧球董事长。
之后和熙又前后筹了 18 亿多元,用多个账户炒慧球的股票。
2015 年股灾后杠杆连环爆,顾国平缺钱,只好把慧球卖掉,而当初帮他的和熙一方,反过来接手了斐讯的股权。
2016 年 3 月,黄乐成立了新公司韵禧,一个月后这家公司成了和熙的股东。同年 5 到 7 月,康伟、黄乐的关联公司,接手了顾国平控制的斐讯持股平台。到 2018 年,和熙一方控制了斐讯约 60% 的股份。
2018 年,中国证监会因为慧球的交易,罚了和熙 1770 万元。同年斐讯爆雷,旗下理财平台后来被认定为集资诈骗。
2021 年顾国平被判无期徒刑,平台被指控非法集资 830 余亿元。黄乐本人既不在处罚名单里,也没有被卷入斐讯案。
到了 2019 年,黄乐把手里的一块网游业务,以 12 亿元卖给第七大道,4 年后的 2023 年,黄乐正式转战新加坡资本圈。
她先后接手第七大道在新加坡的旧公司,改名 Megaspeed 做 AI 算力。同年 11 月她从工商登记上退出,4 天后公司就成了英伟达官方云合作伙伴,之后她仍以董事长或 CEO 的身份继续活动。
2024 年,被曝首次与黄仁勋公开接触,于是发生了后面一系列的事情。
以上这些,都有港交所、证监会处罚书、法院判决和海外媒体报道,但唯一比较难查的是,当时还是中国国籍的黄乐,和走私芯片Megaspeed 的黄乐,是媒体按名字和持股关系比对出来的,无法在法律上判定同一人。
因为公开的时间线,无法查到 2019 - 2023 年,那消失的 4 年她做了什么,为何 2023 年突然高调回归。
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"Our CTA model estimates aggregate US equity positioning at -3.3 standard deviations, in the sub-2nd percentile of its one-year range, in the 10th percentile of its history since 2018, and the lowest since March 31."
-Scott Rubner, Citadel Securities
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$AMZN practically green. What are we panic stricken today over, fucking Intel? Ha!
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We are now entering the window where a massive bond repurchase program to bring rates down would be most influential pre midterms.
































