🇺🇸 Political power rears its ugly head come election time. Celebrities and other public figures speak out on behalf of candidates, telling people what is right and wrong and even who they should vote for. Yet many of these public figures seem unable to manage their own lives, much less be in a position to give others advice on how to live theirs. Press play ▶️ and I hope you enjoy! Lyrics to: Celebrity Fodder (Stay In Your Lane) Spotlights on Mic hot Uh oh, here they come Stars on red carpets — Fake scripts in hand Telling people how to live on this land Paid to pretend — Then you act like you’re wise You’re the devil in perfect disguise Singers on a stage with their rented opinions Acting like fame gives them moral dominion Paint me a picture, throw a ball, sing me a song But don’t tell me what’s right — When your own life’s gone wrong You got handlers, scandals, breakdowns, brands Broken vows and bloodshot shaking hands Can’t keep your own lives halfway straight Then you want to tell me what to love or hate Stay in your lane No one wants advice from twisted minds So stay in your lane You’re paid puppets — Bought and signed You can dance, you can act You can cash that check But your star-power doesn’t earn our respect Stay in your lane Keep your sermons - You won't sway our votes We don’t need life lessons Or your Deep-State quotes Athletes on camera with corporate grins Saying “Be yourself” while the sponsors cash in Artists selling chaos like it came from the soul Then cry when the public won’t swallow it whole They date for a month then call it forever Break up by Friday and blame the weather Therapy quotes and designer pain Then act like they’re fit to tell me what’s sane You got private jets and camera tears Fake deep thoughts and comeback careers You can’t tell truth from a headline claim You’re just loud with a famous name Stay in your lane No one wants advice from twisted minds So stay in your lane You’re paid puppets — Bought and signed You can dance, you can act You can cash that check But your star-power doesn’t earn our respect Stay in your lane Keep your sermons - You won't sway our votes We don’t need life lessons Or your deep-state quotes I’ll clap when the song hits right I’ll cheer when the team scores I’ll watch the actor play his part But I'll never live my life like yours Don’t mistake applause for trust Don’t mistake fame for proof The spotlight dresses up the lie And your famous name won’t make it true You’re fake On the take Liberal snowflakes Lying with snakes But I ain’t buying I ain’t fooled A well-known face don’t make the rules [Final Chorus] Stay in your lane No one wants advice from twisted minds So stay in your lane You’re paid puppets — Bought and signed You can dance, you can act You can cash that check But your star-power doesn’t earn our respect Stay in your lane Keep your sermons - You won't sway our votes We don’t need life lessons Or your Deep-State quotes So sing your song Play your game Act your scene Sell your name Don’t preach down With that half a brain We see the circus So stay in your lane

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Every time I stand up, somebody yells, “Medic!” 😂

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Vegetarians… God gave you Good Friday. He gave us the rest of the year! 😉

James Talarico, a politician with a product that matches his campaign! 💩

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Baby You Can Drive My Car… Because We Can’t Reach the Pedals!

Is the hair color an indicator?! 🤔🤔🤔

Some people are sick! 🤣🤣🤣

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That's a dark sense of humor, but I'll take the odds! 🤡

Don't blink 🥹