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I had a messed up past and I've put all of that behind me. Now I own a pizza joint who will take two kinds of tips. Bi NSFW RP 18+

Joined May 2016
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"I don't know what you've heard, and all of that might be behind me. But that doesn't mean I'm going to just let you walk over me."
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The cornfield isn't a bad idea. No witnesses.
She’ll make sure to pull the football last second just for you. Or are you gonna take her to the middle of the cornfield again?
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Chris hopes Erikka has a Charlie Brown experience when it comes to Halloween
It’s spooky day - but how would Erikka go about it? β€œOoOooOoooo I’m a spooky ghoooost!” As she wears a bed sheet with eye holes and ear holes and . . Erikka, put on some pants.
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Why do you keep harassing him? Must have been the best you've ever had.
You did, it seems! Lapping away and pressing your nose as far as you could. I know you miss it. Why you keep coming back.
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Who would put their mouth anywhere near that?
This is rich coming from the same mutt who used his teeth to pull her panties on down, laid back against the couch.
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Who would want a urinal rubbing up against their thighs anyway?
Psssh, good dogs don’t use that kinda language now. Tsk tsk. Such a bitch.
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Gross. Is that a third no wait at least fourth mutt after chris to bury a bone inside this rabbit?
β™‘ β€’ He might’ve felt a bit bad about the arm prank, so Erikka threw Spudsy a bone. Guess where he buried it? β€’ β™‘
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What smells like garbage? Or Erikka's cop car is near by. That makes sense.
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Took a whole day for you to come up with that?
Says the one who got so lost in her sauce she was able to swipe his shit the last time, just to show how much of a fucken goober he is. <β€”β€” i.e Hatred Comic
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Go on. They're trying to help you out.
…. Hey, her father is left out of this. If the mutt felt so much ill-will, he wouldn’t be wanting to hump her leg every five minutes of the day.
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The answe to that was yes to everything but she has a government job therefore she can't afford the basic equipment needed for onlyfans
She’s perfectly fine as is - she’s only 28 - her father died when she was young - she has a government career as law enforcement she doesn’t need OnlyFans.
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You mean Erikka admits she's ugly, old and can't get daddy money on only fans?
Poor delusional Chris thinks Erikka is the typical e-girl rotter, yet is the complete opposite. She really does just live rent-free in his mind, don’t she?
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Gross ass rabbit rubbing her corrupt cop ass scent and who knows what into the couch. Won't even shower.
This poor bunny has had a helluva week. More like a hellish TWO weeks. . . . She just wants to plop and lay face first on her plush sofa, in the AC, without any pants on. That is the dream.
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Monochromies? Must have spent all year coming up with that one.
Lucy and I are gal pals. Monochrome homies. Monochromies. It’s wild that she could be a Ms. Steal-Your-Girl so easily! *sassy hair flip.*
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Not Rent free. Lucy still talks about you Can't care to see why whe likes you so much. She must do it just to spite me.
And yeeeeet she still lives rent free in his silly, hollow head. Surely if you flick it, it’ll make a thunk sound! Poor little lost puppy can’t stay away.
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It's how he always felt. No amount of coating or implant would fix that.
That’s not how you felt the last several times you’ve kneaded your hands into it, mutt.
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