Piping Engineer, someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge. see also wizard, magician.

Joined March 2009
Deze vent is zo goed! 🤣 Die kop ook!
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#benbvolliefde Een varende Baarmoeder 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Veeg me op.
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For next trick, Vindoop The Indian Magician will make himself disappear!
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Fake news! These are my favourite past times
🚨 URGENT ALERT: Stop watching Porn Stop Masturbating Stop Smoking Find JESUS.
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Op verzoek nogmaals 👇👇
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Dit boosaardige broddelwerkje in Trouw was voor mij de druppel. In een uitgebreid interview met EW Magazine ga ik in op de beschuldigingen van culturele toe-eigening, diefstal en culinaire genocide (!) – en waarom die volkomen uit de lucht gegrepen zijn: ewmagazine.nl/kennis/achterg…
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Croatia gesponsord door tattoo Bob? #songfestival #Eurovisie
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Zweden denkt dat het Hantavirus rondwaart op het songfestival denk ik.... #Eurovisión
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The Fart of the Deal
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David Attenborough is officially too old to play with Lego.
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Replying to @FLOTUS
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel Retweet if you do too.
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Just read it. Spot On - An Aussie reply to Trump’s rant about ‘NATO not being there for us’: “Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth.”
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Big shoutout to Artemis as they escape Earth while we have to stay and listen to asshole Trump.
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Fred B retweeted
Spot on!
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#wintervolliefde Fout fout fout.....
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Monique start een B&B....hoop niet dat ze alleen klussers nodig heeft. #wintervolliefde
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