>You awaken as if from a bad dream, loathing the self-important jerk you've been. Nearest exits are Oregon, Nevada, Mexico or the ocean.

Be yourself. Be anonymous. Be anyone. Ask me anything and I’ll answer. bit.ly/1q5LViC

I'm getting too old for this shit.

:) Good for you, slugger.

I was going to wait until my birthday to do this, but, hey, what the hell.

Ousted as Foursquare mayor of my favorite pho restaurant. IS THERE NOTHING MORE YOU CAN TAKE FROM ME!? *shakes fist at sky for next 8 hours*

Bday bouncin' for Brian. (at @HouseofAir) 4sq.com/1fMdtA4

B+

Lovely day out and about for Brian' birthday. (@ Mission Dolores Park w/ 88 others) 4sq.com/1fLulXK

Walls? Where we're going, we won't need walls.

Park your Peter, Parker.

Ok, Bum with a cardboard sign featuring the word hungry and a picture of Pacman, you win breakfast for today.

Cultural studies can be interesting: mentalfloss.com/article/5514…

If you need me, I'll be in bed, over-dramatically clutching my heart for the next hour: youtu.be/FitJ3hgxiAg Disney is still amazing.

They totally missed an opportunity to use "Mikey-Roni & Cheese!" RT @Gojiratoho: No Leo?@yakkopinky

@fitzthemighty If it was resembling a head-wound, you should have responded: "You should see the other guy… You should see the other guy…"

Now if that were a Honda, this Ryu match-up would be different... youtube.com/watch?v=TC-5RT3T… cc: @ThatMikeRossGuy

It's a tree-way! RT @SciencePorn: Silly trees trying to reproduce xitter.cf/SciencePorn/status/436…

And the reviews for BAM are in... They love us as much as I love Zelda games. Yeah, so, do I just go ahead and expense this car, then?

Did you know that they originally used to call themselves "Jesus Christ and the 12 Non-Prophets?"