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she/herπŸ•·οΈthe terror since 2020πŸ•·οΈoften nsfw πŸ•·οΈao3: ada frogg πŸ•·οΈTERFs and minors dni πŸ•·οΈ priv @greenfishapple

Joined August 2020
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Replying to @pmamtraveller
What real stardom looks like
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The Choir of Angels Sing As One
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when you slice into the liberty bibberty do you think it’s meat or some type of goo
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Native candidates won in red states and blue states on Tuesday. Haaland in New Mexico. Flanagan in Minnesota. Valdez in New York. Shannon in Oklahoma. Davids in Kansas. And the Navajo Nation is set to have its first woman president. redpopnews.com/historic-wins…
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>Hoffman wears a pig mask >he’s a cop
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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it’s so funny that people are saying β€œgo read a real book” now that ao3 is down when so many of us are literature majors 😭 like honey dostoyevsky has some bangers but he doesn’t have the yaoi my soul craves
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how it feels to have rapid moodswings
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this is so dire i’m about to start sending β€œyou up” messages to my writer mutuals in the middle of the night to see if they’ll tell me a homosexual bedtime story
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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Saw VI was released on this day in 2009.
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Everytime I see a person reading while they walk I get the urge to call them performative but I know it's because I'm jealous
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Hickey; we’ve been eating random bullshit for years, we might as well eat humans next. Who gives a shit
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Making him work from.tbe hospital? He really is the american pope
The Vatican released the first photos of Pope Leo XIV since his lung cancer surgery, showing him leading Mass inside the hospital Doctors said he’s now able to carry out his daily activities completely on his own
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Werner Herzog will be the last human being whose next word no language model can predict
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"wow it's so hard" "yeah, hard to watch" DOHOHOHO
Behold, the cuck commentary desk
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A pair of solid gold earrings, modelled as galleons, with gold wire masts & rigging, enamel decoration and pearls, 1600s
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HELLO???????
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