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Comedian based in the Philadelphia area. Finding jokes in darkness is the only way to live. For booking email FrankKempComedy@gmail.com

Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2009
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The same people who post “don’t do it” to raise awareness are often the ones who brush you off when you reach out. Then they show up to your funeral saying, “If only they’d reached out…” No. They did. You just didn’t listen.
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Also I'm calling it now. They are going to cast Sydney Sweeney as Harley Quinn.
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Also look at his replacement. EP on Iron Man 1/2, avengers 1/2, spiderman homecoming, guardians of the galaxy (ya know with gunn). How about no DC projects for 10 years and then start doing your own thing. Let us miss you. Then come back with just one good movie.
I love all the people shitting on James Gunn for not saving DCU. Dude was literally given the keys to car while it was mid rollover, he did his best and we got a lot of great shit. Fuck off.
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I love all the people shitting on James Gunn for not saving DCU. Dude was literally given the keys to car while it was mid rollover, he did his best and we got a lot of great shit. Fuck off.
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I love all the people shitting on James Gunn for not saving DCU. Dude was literally given the keys to car while it was mid rollover, he did his best and we got a lot of great shit. Fuck off.
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I’ve been to more DC universe funerals than family members
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The internet is undefeated
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So I guess he’s just fucked, right? #peacemaker
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WB's strategy for the DCU every few years:
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This was the coolest IMAX opener in a long time and is my favorite
The IMAX opening intro for ‘GODZILLA MINUS ZERO’ has been released online.
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Are we still allowed to enjoy forgetting Sarah Marshall?
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How is this you guys only keeping 30%? Stop ripping drivers off.
Hey @lyft stop yelling at me about my low acceptance rate and pay better
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Still a no from me dawg @lyft
Hey @lyft stop yelling at me about my low acceptance rate and pay better
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Hey @lyft stop yelling at me about my low acceptance rate and pay better
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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I'm having Red Baron this weekend.
Red Baron pizza stocker goes viral for going off on kid trying to prank him for a social media video. $400k has now been raised for him online & Red Baron says he’s employee of the month. Crazy this “pranker” uploaded this video at all.
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The 76ers ain't that good of a team. How can they be when they are named after an interstate? Could Philadelphia be any lazier than naming a team off a road that goes by them? #HugeSportsFan
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Man. Austin Abrams is on a tear
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Resident Evil round 2. This time in D box
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Forgotten movies:: I Spy The Medallion Harts War Stealing Havard
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Companies don't care about employees
Employee Gayle is going viral for being honored with just flowers at her retirement after working 44 years at Walmart.
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