@Franecdotes

And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

Joined July 2011
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340 to 1 odds 🤯🤯
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Sleeper
@SleeperHQOct 18
When it’s the witching hour and no one on your fantasy team has scored a TD yet
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Sleeper
@SleeperHQOct 7
Me tossing the player I just got off waivers into my starting lineup
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“Saquon Barkley RB1 SZN”
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The Astros and Red Sox getting eliminated on the same day, we are truly blessed
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Jake@JakeRepNYOct 1
Yankees vs Red Sox summarized
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What my neighbors will be hearing tonight at approximately 8:20 pm ET
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Zay
@THEL0VESPACESep 7
Jeremiyah Love meeting Myles Garrett in the C gap week 6
IcyVert
@IcyVertSep 7
There’s a dude currently teaching Myles Garrett how to hit even harder and I think he should be arrested for doing so
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My girlfriend when i open my phone at 3AM on Wednesday to see who cleared waivers in all of my leagues
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Toad
@LearnToToadSep 1
The men on the Clancy jury should keep mentioning how hot they think she is in order to reverse psychology the female jurors into hating her
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Red Sox tears all over my timeline
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Underdog
@UnderdogAug 3
BREAKING: Ulf White has agreed to terms with Team Green on a max contract that includes the title of Lord of Driftmark. The blockbuster agreement marks one of the biggest defections of the Dance of the Dragons, after extensive negotiations with Ormund Hightower.
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The Yankees don’t play today
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SCOTUS batting 1000 today
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“How are you going to show up, mere moments after claiming the dragon, and try to go into battle? With SHEEPSTEALER of all dragons? A KNOWN selfish flyer? I mean My Seven I don’t mean to be rude, but what was she thinking?” — Septon A. Smith via First Proclaim 😳
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aarøn.@ayronedJun 11
saying you in somebody head and then smoking a 29 point lead is the funniest thing a French person has ever done
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A play New York won’t forget:
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For the first time in 27 years, the New York Knicks are going to the NBA Finals.
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Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!
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Minnesota Twins
@TwinsApr 22
Things you can get in a dozen: - Eggs - Roses - Mets losses
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