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Scoots Magoots

@FrancoAmerican

Hi! I'm Sarah. You can call me Sarah.

Joined April 2007
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ナギムー@NAGiMUH_LUCY21h
広告の可哀想な親子 #地味ハロウィン #地味ハロウィン2026
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Love his little bow legs ☺️
✨ (@josephalwyns) profile picture✨@josephalwynsOct 30
joe alwyn, the man that you are.
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Look I support women’s sports but does this revenue really count when they’re a team of cheaters?
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 30
The Golden State Valkyries are the first WNBA team to make $100+ million dollars in annual revenue. They're projected to bring in $130 million by the end of this season, more than most MLS soccer teams.
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gart! 🥯@dietbagel16h
i get we have the WNBA (Women’s National Basketball Association) and the NBA (Non-Binary Association) but the boys deserve a league of their own too ❤️
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@LinusMixsonOct 30
I'm so glad that we have LLMs to make computers more expensive for the first time since they were invented while also taking my job and making everyone illiterate
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Ego 🍔@TrussEgoOct 30
They NEED to start putting regulations on ads, I should not need to click the X button 3 times on 3 different parts of the screen to close an App Store ad, and they should not be allowed to pull up the fucking App Store without my permission
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Rushi
@rushicrypto16h
Sam Altman thinks RAM sitting in personal computers is a waste when it could be put to better use in data centers. Weird. I was just thinking that all those billions sitting in billionaires’ bank accounts could be put to much better use in our communities.
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Replying to @BiggoBuggo @BeanerOfSnow
i bet a quadruple amputee could count on his fingers the number of real life friends you have
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Gareth Hughes@GarethHughesNZOct 29
Hot chips and extreme wealth
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Please look at what this is about
fortnite small shield potion (@cartmanologist) profile picturefortnite small shield potion@cartmanologistOct 30
Replying to @BagelLeStinky
it needs to come back down bro she needs that to pee 😭😭
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cowboy conner 🪐@vodkacranlor16h
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Dodgers Nation (@DodgersNation) profile pictureDodgers Nation
@DodgersNationOct 30
Do NOT let Decoy see this 😭
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Do Spanish speakers pronounce Jello like hello? 🙂
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If you’re a single, childless, carless, only buy the cheapest version of everything, and never leave the house then yeah it’s enough to get the bills paid.
Ty. 🩺💗 (@TyyTyra) profile pictureTy. 🩺💗
@TyyTyraOct 29
So y’all telling me $4,000 a month AFTER taxes isn’t enough money to live on?? 🤨
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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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Protestia (@Protestia) profile pictureProtestia
@ProtestiaOct 30
"If you were to date John, Matthew, Mark or Luke, who would you date?" The women of the popular podcast 'Girls Gone Bible' discuss which bible personality they'd pursue romantically. "I'd probably be with James because he seems so rational...and seems super cute too."
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Also why does Blonde Girl 1 pronounce Matthew that way the second time she says it? Also part two: these are supposed to be Bible experts so why doesn’t Blonde Girl 2 realize Blonde Girl 1 is asking her the writers of the Gospels? She’s like “wait who did you say again?” ???
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nae (@euphorixa) profile picture
nae@euphorixa22h
a bag of halloween candy is damn near $30?? absolutely not. I will be giving out advice.
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@stfniggOct 30
me when i was 7 and put my moms headbands on my eyes and pretended to be cyclops from x-men
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaOct 29
The unreleased YEEZY sunglasses 👀
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Derek Parker@DParkOKOct 30
Last month I married the winner of this silly promotion. It was neat.
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The Franchise Sports (@FranchiseOK) profile pictureThe Franchise Sports
@FranchiseOK8 Feb 2019
You asked (well you should’ve ), and we provided. Our very own intern @D_Park2 needs a Valentine’s date, so what are doing still reading this?? Submit your application NOW to dateinterndp@gmail.com for the opportunity of a lifetime 🍾♥️
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