You wouldn't hit a dog with glasses would you? Because if you did I would eat you #nerdyrottweilers
Why isn't there a drunk history of the first thanksgiving? @funnyordie @dizzydizzyd
@KateVehling yes! We painted the cafe. It was a lot of fun! @jcotellese
Going for a jog at night dressed in all black with a black dog #notverybright #punny
That #awkwardmoment your dog is taking a shit on someone's lawn and they pull in the driveway #dontmindmejustpickinguppoopies







