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Joined July 2023
In the FPL jungle, a Twitter sage, FPL Baskets, takes center stage. Claims he’s a wizard, with magical flair, But his picks? They're enough to make you despair. (1/x)
50 likes and I'll write a poem
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What gameweek is it? 11 I think. Anyway this is probably locked 🔒 (Unless it isn't) Transfer rolled♻️ Haaland 🧢 0.1m 🏦 1.6m 🌍 Good luck ppl.
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✨One Year, 25 FPL Mugs! ✨ There’s 25 mugs available, incl. TWO NEW additions today, can you spot them? 👀 Thanks to everyone for making this year so epic. Thank you for your support, and here’s to many more mugs (& green arrows) in the future! ☕️❤️ thefplstore.etsy.com
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My Premier League team of the season *SO FAR* Any changes you'd make? 🤔 #BrentfordFC #PremierLeague
My non-big 6 team of the season *so far* Any changes you'd make? 🤔 #BrentfordFC #TOTS
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It’s the FPL Store’s 1st birthday today! 🎉 To celebrate, there’s 20% off mugs all day using code FPLBDAY at checkout ☕️ I’m off to buy myself a big cake 🎂 Please share & spread the word ❤️ thefplstore.etsy.com
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New #FPL video up on YouTube 👀 In this video, I look at 3️⃣ players to target in each position! 👇 youtu.be/6R-Ptdy_o4c?feature…
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GW 10 team probably locked.🔒 -4 taken on Sunday night!😱 Watkins➡️ Delap Carvalho ➡️ Palmer Haaland 🧢 0.1m 🏦 821651 🌍 It's all falling apart!
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I’ll be on @Alf_FPL live stream tonight and of course will be giving away a ☕️ Will probably cry about my team too 😢 You’ll need to repost his stream below 👇 and in the live chat to answer a footy question - fastest correct answer will take the prize 🏆 See you there‼️
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Paul and @RealBobMortimer say it’s time to march for clean rivers ! Join me on Sunday November 3rd in London – all the info and ways to get involved at marchforcleanwater.org #GoneFishing
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Gw9 🔒 Flying back to boring England tomorrow so locking in early again. Made early transfers because I'm not scared of the cartel. 3ft used. Saka♻️ Mbeumo Carvalho♻️Rutter Welbeck ♻️ Jimenez 🧢 Haaland 🏦2.2m 🌍It's a secret! 😳
So I've seen the feedback and I agree. The screenshot isn't bright enough. I'll try to do better next week. 💡💡💡💡💡💡💡💡💡💡💡
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Please answer this if you have both Haaland and Mbuemo. I'm curious to see where captaincy percentages are rn I'd appreciate a RT so I can gather a more accurate percentage #FPLCommunity
90%I'm captaining Haaland
10%I'm captaining Mbuemo
0%🧢 Someone else
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To be honest… I’d just like my dad back. Even if he never wrote another word.
I get sad and angry every time I think of what could have been there, and I can't imagine how much stronger that feeling is for you and Rob. A full on police procedural set with the City Watch cast? Would have been mind blowing if they ACTUALLY DID IT.
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Game has lost all integrity if it only takes 500 tweets from FPL Mate and FPL Harry to get points removed
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In other news Ben White is looking for a missing wax strip
The situation that has filled most of the FPL, in the past few days. 😬 The good thing is that he walked out with bandage around his leg, instead of crutches. ⬇️ #FPL
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Best 4.4m keeper please 👇
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Anyone seen my new TV? It’s 4K
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Gw5 locked. 1ft ♻️ 0.0m🏦 Palmer🧢 1m ish🌍 Any good?
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