FPL Oakwell

Mac Allister seems such a nice chap. Oh wait sorry, he's a complete dickhead.

I've got Semenyo and Saka, and only one FT. Palmer, Gross, Slater rest of midfield. Don't want Rogers. Someone tell me what to do. Thanks.

It was either Barnes and Barry or KDH and Wissa. Guess which one I did.

From losing a limb to checking the ref was watching in 0.7 seconds. Cheating bastard.

Cherki is a brilliant footballer but an absolute dickhead.

Marmoush injuring himself by diving. Funny.

Reading through the Harwood Bellis comment from the other day are class. Absolute towel.

3 Liverpool 3 Arsenal 3 Sunderland 2 Utd None of this hedging nonsense.

Dear @aboveaveragefpl The optimal #Benchwank is starting Guiu and benching a player tonight? Need approval for Le Fee as first sub.

Amazing refereeing.

Andy for the past 15 years.

Shame about O'Nien. Said nobody ever.

"When the player in question has been captained by most of the heavy hitters, then it shall be deemed an assist"

I've captained Bruno, but that's just not an assist. We play a game run by chancers.

Danny Kelly is a good man.

Presume Harry doesn't own DCL. I fucking do.

Rosenior is a bit of a wanker isn't he?

Wrexham just kicking anything that moves now. As though they couldn't be any more dislikeable.

Was on the piss last night and didn't change the VC. Rogers it is. Cheers Pep.

If anyone wants to chin Peter Drury, I'll lob a few quid in for the bail.