California, USA
Joined August 2025
My bitch
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The day I fell in love with Lee Gunner ๐Ÿ˜‚ Bro spent the whole tournament cooking England. His love for Messi is genuinely top-tier ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Lee Gunner is genuinely hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚ But you canโ€™t deny, the guy knows ball ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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fuck portugal might win
๐Ÿšจ ๐—•๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š: Cristiano Ronaldo is BENCHED vs Norway.
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you ever see something and go โ€œso thatโ€™s what peter was referencingโ€
madonna โ€” ray of light (1998)
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He should go even slower to make the lazy old fuck who bought all of that and refuses to help load any wait as long as possible
Bro can't risk getting back pain ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Bending at the knees to pick up heavy objects is the safest way to avoid a back injury. nccenterforpt.com/Injuries-Condiโ€ฆ medlineplus.gov/ency/patientinโ€ฆ idealspine.com/bend-at-the-knโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿšจ#BREAKING: An employee for Flock told a reporter that if he wants privacy, he can "opt out of society." So that reporter filmed a Flock worker installing a Flock cam on a public road next to his house... ...so Flock called 3 POLICE OFFICERS to pull over THE REPORTER for following them Yep, you read that right... the surveillance camera company called the cops because someone was surveilling them install surveillance. The reporter's name is Brendan Keefe. He's a national investigative reporter who has been digging into Flock and police abuse of its surveillance network since January. Flock happened to be upgrading a camera about a mile from Keefe's own house, so he parked at a distance, put out his press placard, put on a yellow vest, and pulled out a news camera. The Flock installer saw him, packed up his ladder, jumped in his vehicle, and took off. Keefe followed several cars back to document the next installation. The Flock employee picked up the phone and called 911. "I work with Flock Safety, and I'm getting followed, harassed pretty much, taking videos and pictures." Next thing Brenden sees are THREE Georgia police cars with their lights on behind him. "The reason why I'm stopping you is because there is a vehicle that says that you have been following them." He was released with no charges. Because he did nothing wrong. Filming in public is legal in all 50 states.
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Harass flock employees and contractors harder, you pussies
๐Ÿšจ#BREAKING: An employee for Flock told a reporter that if he wants privacy, he can "opt out of society." So that reporter filmed a Flock worker installing a Flock cam on a public road next to his house... ...so Flock called 3 POLICE OFFICERS to pull over THE REPORTER for following them Yep, you read that right... the surveillance camera company called the cops because someone was surveilling them install surveillance. The reporter's name is Brendan Keefe. He's a national investigative reporter who has been digging into Flock and police abuse of its surveillance network since January. Flock happened to be upgrading a camera about a mile from Keefe's own house, so he parked at a distance, put out his press placard, put on a yellow vest, and pulled out a news camera. The Flock installer saw him, packed up his ladder, jumped in his vehicle, and took off. Keefe followed several cars back to document the next installation. The Flock employee picked up the phone and called 911. "I work with Flock Safety, and I'm getting followed, harassed pretty much, taking videos and pictures." Next thing Brenden sees are THREE Georgia police cars with their lights on behind him. "The reason why I'm stopping you is because there is a vehicle that says that you have been following them." He was released with no charges. Because he did nothing wrong. Filming in public is legal in all 50 states.
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UNREAL ๐Ÿคฏ
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FREE KICK MAGIC FROM LEO. ๐ŸŽฏโœจ
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: The California Supreme Court just ruled that Republican Sheriff Chad Bianco illegally seized 650,000 ballots.
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tal vez porque Brasil en ese momento no estaba cometiendo un genocidio?
POV: youโ€™re not Israeli so you donโ€™t receive any card
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i just nutted all over my screen
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No wonder Rodri said Barcelona training was not what he expected. Hansi Flick has turned Barcelona training into a military camp ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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AR to Luka after finally getting on the court in Slovenia: "Oh it's nice to see you on the court again, it's been 6 months" ๐Ÿคฃ
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The funniest thing about this whole situation is finding out Emmanuel Acho really thinks people view him as some sort of scholar or intellectual lol
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๐Ÿšจ EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721โ€ฆ
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WELCOME HOME
๐Ÿšจ EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721โ€ฆ
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So Jeff Teague is actually just the watcher but for the nba instead of marvel
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die
when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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Luka caught Collin Sexton with an elbow that required stitches while scrimmaging in Sloveniaโ€ฆ Shook it off and kept playing. DAWG.
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this is not weed anymore yall are smoking alien pussy fungus
BOOM๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ We now accepting credit debit and credit cards! Midnight Sunset is sold out and went quick! Do not sleep fam Dropping the Kanobi Sunset 17 line tonight and tomorrow!
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