My mama said that pump is as dump does. Providing institutional-grade analysis on the digital asset market. Formerly an executive at The Federal Reserve.
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If you aren’t feeding unicorn milk to your @crypto_unicorns then where the fuck you at? $RBW
One clear and obvious impediment to global adoption of crypto has to be the insane jargon and buzzwords that float about in the space. That’s even before all the abbreviations
The DEFI-wizard intern got a promotion. Could afford a gold Apple Watch, bottled water, edamame beans, MacBooks & Cortados
How did the super bowl not cause crypto to pump? Our alts are melting. However, there are a few projects we’re still interested in:
$ASTO (@altstatemachine)
$ASTRO (@astroport_fi)
$MARS (Mars Protocol)
$UNIM (Crypto Unicorns)
As a *real* limited liability partnership, we couldn’t agree more.
Most of the PE chads in our operations department write our tweets.
Time in the market > timing the market
Don’t trust anyone with skin in the game either; only trust those with large banks of stables. No one else can be trusted.
The only real issue facing the crypto space is whether Illuvium will reach $2,000 before the token unlocks?
We think it will #bullish
Don’t check @coingecko - go outside and hug trees, since most of you don’t have families. Your #BAYC family isn’t real
At FPC, we need to sometimes remind our rogue interns that they have gone rogue. This is a YTD $PILLS graph:
If you want alpha…
Join the @MorpheusSwap Discord: discord.gg/fWCgdU5vbK
Hint: buy $PILLS and buy it NOW
