Pretty much what you'll see at https://xitter.cf/t.co/1YucyN6eP9, to be honest

Birmingham, England
Joined January 2016
I think the email address I'm supposed to be sending these to is erm70@opm.gov, but it's possible I'm mistaken...
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Yes, I pretty much am only on here these days to show you what I'm sending to HR@opm.gov ; just wanted to make sure they saw them, in case for some reason my emails were getting lost in the masses 😎
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By the time I realised it was only Americans employed by Furious Orange and his pet Muskrat who had to do this, I'd already come up with a list of my five accomplishments from the last week. Seemed a pity to waste it, so I thought I'd come back here for some reason 🤡
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I'd forgotten how tall Hammond was in the earlier Top Gears
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New F1 race director has a first name that's three letters long and begins with R... Just like Red Bull... I bet we can work this up into a half-arsed #conspiracy like everyone else does...
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Could sound the five point klaxon for correctly identifying this car, or begin the search for Virgo (I'll pass, thanks) but I was more disappointed that the Divinyls didn't turn up on the music question tonight on #OnlyConnect
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Interesting that they've used a picture of Sergio Perez here, after Liam Lawson recently gave him the finger...
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Glad Boots is trending, it's reminded me I must pop in to get some new glasses. Thanks, Twitter (as it shall always be known)! 😎
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I knew she was alright 😎
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Another one for the "Safety [Pace] Car Roll of Dishonour"
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Unlikely cars with DRS, part 1 in a series: the Citroen C1 #raceofremembrance
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I love the fact that Bluesky has been trending every day since Furious Orange got reelected by Ian Muskovite. I joined in a few weeks ago, although at the moment it's not a lot different from what you'll see here. For now... bsky.app/profile/formulastoo…
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I realise this is just an Autocar mockup of what this proposed new Bentley might be, but it does look like someone's ruined a Mercedes A-class
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The FIA has responded to F1 drivers demanding to be treated like adults by promising to take them to Las Vegas later this month and letting them stay up past their bedtime
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Quick reminder that it's possibly British motorsport's most important race again this weekend
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Not saying there's any electoral fraud going on, but these are the first two states to have declared a result...
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People getting unnecessarily worked up about Fairytale of New York seems to get earlier each year... I mean, it's a good song, but it's no Oh Blimey It's Christmas now is it? youtube.com/watch?v=wuIUPy3X…
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