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Replying to @ChadFisher
Sideline reporters serve zero purpose
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Make a joke like a right wing male comedian
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There’s a reason nobody wants more indians globally. There’s a reason indians want to be categorized as East Asian demographically. There’s a reason East Asia is on the up and the West on the down. There’s a reason nobody has any substantive hatred against high IQ cultures.
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“Gamma”
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You’re 20. Halo peaked while you were in diapers. It built the console FPS controls, popularized online gaming, invented ranked + social MM, Theater Mode, Forge (map editor + UGC on console), blew up MLG/GBs, and dominated YouTube. "A few good 2000s games” is peak toddler take.
Halo discourse is so funny because the franchise isn’t good enough to deserve it. Cool, you got a few good games in 2000’s; there are much better franchises that haven’t had a game since the 2000’s.
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I can’t wait to never see Jazz Chisholm or Trent Grisham in a Yankee uniform ever again
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This meme is NEVER going to die at this point.
since jane doe reported giving ongoing consent the entire night including saying “no” to some things she didnt want (anal/4somes & the guys respected that) in order to make this a legitimate rape case the gov of NY is trying to move the goalposts & change the law to say people cannot legally consent to sex if they've had 1 drink
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how did they make ac8 that good im still in disbelief i thought they werent allowed to make good triple a games anymore
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GOTY
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Purple Magic 2 coming to defend the base from 1000 fucking Sotoans
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AWACS Dealer: I have a terrible idea… Me as Rex, already clearing the skies:
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Which games are you picks for Game of the Year so far in 2026?
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You start to understand why Sun Tzu had to explain to minor Chinese princes that you can't just throw a million men and horses at a war and expect to win.
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I need the AC8 soundtrack on Spotify and I need it fucking yesterday
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just finished AC8. I can only describe this game as the team going "we might not have the chance to do this again, so throw everything you have at it and pray." goddamn, what a good game
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That Sotoan war chant will get stuck in your head too.
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Dwight K. Schrute 🍠 retweeted
Replying to @MorsExMare
"I'm not alone against 15 bandits, 15 bandits are alone against me"
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Replying to @MorsExMare
“I AM NOT TRAPPED IN THIS SKY WITH YOU NOMADIC FILTH, YOU ARE TRAPPED HERE WITH ME.”
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