@FormaticDayvhid

who God bless ,make he bless another.

Ibadan
Joined November 2013
Pele o, a fobough jagun!
Once a woman truly loves you enough, she'll always let you have her whenever you want. It's not rocket science.
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Ni iwør ømø tó shéy éyin biti økęrę 🐿 yęn! Shi comment section ę nah!
Triste, frustrado e desiludido. Este grupo de jogadores fez com que as minhas expectativas fossem altas, não só pela qualidade, mas também pelo facto do incrível grupo que criámos ao longo destes anos. Obrigado a todos os jogadores, equipa técnica e a todo o staff que nos acompanhou e ajudou todos os dias durante o mundial. A todos os portugueses um muito obrigado pelo vosso apoio e crença.
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You are just a Wild ANEEMA! And you have people in the CS laughing with you! Bunch of clowns!
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Formatic Dayvhid retweeted
Thank God say man no be God. If I were God, the guy who sent this will live in penury for 125 years. No form of death will come to him. Even if he jumps into 3MB, someone will rescue him. If he swallows poison, it won't k!ll him. He'll just be a poor old man with excruciating abdominal pain. If he sets himself on fire, I'll see that he is rescued and suffers second degree burns that will take 5 months to heal. He'll become an example to other wasteful simps around the world.
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Almajiri girls left this group chat,blocked the admin and deleted the group! Bunch of leeches 😃😃😃😃
1st date: i asked her to olive garden. I paid 2nd date: she invited me hiking. It was free 3rd date: she invited me to a mexican restaurant. She paid 4th and 5th date: we watched movies at my house. It was free By the 6th date we was already in a relationship. Moral of the story: if the girl is actually single, actually likes you, and actually not poor, i PROMISE you dont have to spend hundreds or thousands on dates, gifts, bills, or be told to apply pressure. Her effort gone match yours. #couples #relationship #RelationshipAdvice
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Ori ę ti buru,is all i Can say! Pele o, omo onile
You can't be 40 and not have a piece of land You can't be 50 and not be a landlord
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Formatic Dayvhid retweeted
As the year is starting don't forget that I'm into building services. -Domestic and residential plumbing - building procurement and logistics. -sewage Evacuation and maintenance. - mechanical fabrication. Email: [email protected]
🤝 Paid partnership
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E sweet me, E sweet you, who go pay? No be Nature (orgasm) ?
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No need to argue with a dead man! SIZWE BANSI IS DEAD!
Replying to @Ayoolafelix
This is an accident...she herself must have been in shock...all this defamation is not necessary
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Piti piti ti ba ę
Replying to @Ne0_0fficiall
I will like to see you when am in Lagos. Will you be able to come . The question is why did Dickson want to see her ??
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Formatic Dayvhid retweeted
Frame 1 Fresh Irish from Jos. Bring 85,000 fr A Bag. 2 fresh Broccoli straight from farm 2,500 A kg 3 Jos UTC Tomato heading PH ways 12,000 A farmer basket. Massive discount fr Massive discount for Bulk purchase /supply. The only constant price here is Strawberry 🍓 and Grape🍇
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You are nothing,but Weray in the hands of the Creator!
My own is finding out mummy Zee is 27🫠
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Émi Rashidi Yękini,ømø Iya oni iru! A shey ma dé ibi yi!
Replying to @Wizarab10
When Rashidi Yekini scored Nigeria's first World Cup goal, he held the net tight and was shaking. That's symbolic. You should be happy that he gets to cloud 9 during sex. It shows how slippery and well watered the field is.
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Rice of the spectre
No Hospital - Give them Rice No Power - Give them Rice Bad roads - Give them Rice. No Water - Give them Rice. Fuel is scarce - Give them Rice. Bad Governance - Give them Rice. Rents are too high - Give them Rice. Refineries are not working- Rice Education is high - Give them Rice. Rice - 😭
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Hits wey Olamide don drop since he come limelight, baddie wey go bend down pick them go receive HIT back to back till next year! Na swollen clit go end ham 🤣. A dó pa ni! Olamide Baddo no be human! Jagunlabi ibalopør music 🙌
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Formatic Dayvhid retweeted
As germane as this is, the Corp member who earns 100k today, would do less with his 100k compared to a Corp member who earned 19,800 some years ago. For example, in 2012, petrol sold for 65/litre. Today it's about 600/litre. 19,800/65 = 304.6 litres 100,000/600 = 166.7 litres This tells you how much of your purchasing power has been wiped away under these people, affecting your overall quality of life. But of course, somebody sang "Nigeria Jaga Jaga", so there's no way we were better off then...
By the way, Just so we are clear; NYSC Corpers should be paid at least 100,000 naira per month. Many of these people need the money to take care of families, start small businesses, take professional exams and kickstart their lives. It’s an insane scandal that they earn less. But one of the problems with conversations like this is that you will still see one corper idiot that will come here to defend their own underpayment and exploitation. Just give this tweet an hour.
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I made a roll of bandage 🩹 pelu stethoscope and scissors.. A retirement cake for a nurse. Please help me Retweet
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On her status "I am craving pizza,who will take me out" "This shoe /bag is nice. Aww,someone should buy it for me" Its a gutter and Almajiri behavior!
First sign of a useless girlfriend?
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