“You don’t walk into my house with a ham, unless you’ve cleared it!” -@gregcote

Joined November 2021
If you advertise with @X and @elonmusk I will block you the very moment I see your first sponsored ad tweet. You’re better off having a witty 20-something do funny banter on your account than paying for your stuff to be seen cuz I will never see a thing you ever say again
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Bye goofy. The longest tenured failure of a gm of my lifetime. How this clown lasted ten years is a mystery. Thank you CIG for finally canning him
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Kinda fucked up that everyone in the military has to take a drug test at least annually and is likely to be randomly tested at pretty much any time and if they pop hot they're out but the SECDEF is just on coke on live TV.
⛔️ Reporter: "How long will the war continue?" Hegseth: "Typical liberal question!" "Don't you know Biden was worse?"‼️
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This might be the best game theory test that can instantly tell you A) someone’s retarded B) they don’t understand football C) a little of both
I will never understand the bullshit behind going for 2 after you are down 14 after you score.
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Whose got a pacers 26-27 hype video
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Forest Debuckner retweeted
Never thought I'd ever see a president start a war and say its cool if the enemy bombs a couple u.s. cities and kill millions of Americans. Now thats some america 1st, amirite?
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
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We’re going commercial-kickoff-commercial on MNF now? Shameless @espn
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The President of the United States calling on our enemies to take out an American city is treason.
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Forest Debuckner retweeted
Trump calls Natalie Harp on stage, checks out her legs, calls her "this perfect person," then floats creating a reality show with her -- and other lowlights from his rally tonight in Nebraska (Including Trump saying of Iran, "Let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay")
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Is Justin Herbert quiet quitting?
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I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING DANIEL JONES TO CLIMB A POCKET ONE TIME
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Someone explain to me how this is a foul on the player in the Red Jersey. Anyone. Fan or no fan of the game. @WNBA this will come back around on you.
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Forest Debuckner retweeted
So she grabs Hull’s left arm, hooks it, and proceeds to use the hook to pull her aggressively to the ground. It was called a foul on Hull.
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Are they gonna call a penalty on the bears this game?
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He does a hesi after the reception but it doesn’t look like he loses any speed. Top 15 draft pick no doubt
Charlie Becker leaving the CB in the dust twice
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Forest Debuckner retweeted
The opposition to the Protect College Sports Act seems to be getting stronger. Will it be enough to prevent its passage?
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Forest Debuckner retweeted
This is America. 84 year old brain dead neocons resurrected just so they can go send one final check to Israel. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Yeah there ain’t nothin going on up there
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Forest Debuckner retweeted
Unfortunately that 2001 Live account was ruined for me when I found out the guy who runs it is a massive Zionist + he’s unable to commit to the bit without being *nudge nudge* every two seconds
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It’s so funny to watch her perform 8 different emotions because she doesn’t know which one an actual grieving widow would feel
Erika Kirk receives applause
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This might be his wildest shit ever. Unbelievable
Trump: "Only I can make this promise to you: If the Republicans win the House and Senate, I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000"
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this is the best one imo
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