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Golf probably cool as fuck if you’re 5’5”
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you know what impressive. How sponbob still aint got that dam boat license
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if the proud family has taught me one thing old spanish men are perverts
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white niggaz be like: YO throw on some Joe bartolozzi! 😃
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41 and 27. that's it. that's the tweet
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churches chicken can HEAL you
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White people be putting the soap in they asshole when they wash they ass 💀
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This feels illegal
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have you cracked the code yet? Guy named the code:
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gay guy whos into cooking: gurl CHILIIIIIIII 💅
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5oo 3hat is it u do 4 a living wage
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He took her to his attic anne franked it
People are giving Ethan Klein a lot of shit for cheating on Hila with Tamara, but imagine you are the world's most famous American Jew and you suddenly find yourself face to face with the reincarnation of your people's largest folk hero and she says "take me up to your attic"
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Ethan... it's over...
My stomach flipped watching this
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Walmarts truly have the worst vibes ever assembled they are harvesting adrenochrome in there or something
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how the straightest of dominicans be dacing with the homies
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A sassy cow retweeted
McDonald’s put what I can only describe as an offensive amount of ice in this coffee
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据说土耳其的国旗是这么设计的,真的吗?🧐
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A sassy cow retweeted
17世纪晚期,土耳其人发明的避孕套得到一项重要的改进,由英国的约瑟夫•康登发明: 把山羊肠子从山羊屁股里拿出来使用,而不是像土耳其人一样,在山羊肠子还在山羊屁股里的时候,就使用它们
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how it feels to work construction
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