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If you've been affected by any of the scenes from the World Cup, quit your bawling and find your 2nd team with a DNA test:

forfanssobbing.com/
Joined April 2018
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Looks like #ENG fans are feeling optimistic about Euro 2020. Any #GER fans want our last DNA test instead? #findyour2ndteam
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FFS Awards. Anyone we've missed? Honestly thought these would be going to #England players. But the boys did good. Bring on the Euros! #WorldCup
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There can only be one winner... anyone know how to say “There there” in Croatian? #WorldCup #FRACRO
#WorldCup #Ifmyteamwasinthefinaltheywouldsmash
0%Croatia 4-0
50%France 5-0
50%I'm Italian :(
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How you holding up there, buddy? #England #ENGCRO #OUTch #proudhurts
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Does this help? #England #ENGCRO #chinup
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Still hurting this morning? Talk to us #England #helpline #ENGCRO #proudhurts
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Is #Southgate wearing an England strip under that waistcoat? #supersub #waistcoastwednesday #ComingHome
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After Germany went out we tested Hans's DNA. Turns out he's half English. Unbelievable.
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#ENGSWE #ENGCRO bit.ly/2KChnHg xitter.cf/ForFansSobbing/status/…
FFS Helpline (@ForFansSobbing) profile pictureFFS Helpline@ForFansSobbing26 Jun 2018
All the pundits to present in their underpants if #England reach the final. Sign our petition: chn.ge/2KdVaPT
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To the Brazilian guy who found out he’s 1/4 English. Who’s laughing now?! #findyour2ndteam #worldcup #ENGSWE
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You could get lucky this #worldcup #findyour2ndteam #brazilvsbelgium
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Not many England fans sobbing today, so thought we'd help some other blubbers #findyour2ndteam #dnatest #ffsGermany
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Not many England fans sobbing today, so thought we'd help some other blubbers #findyour2ndteam #dnatest #ffsPortugal
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Not many England fans sobbing today, so thought we'd help some other blubbers #findyour2ndteam #dnatest #ffsDenmark
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Not many England fans sobbing today, so thought we'd help some other blubbers #findyour2ndteam #dnatest #ffsArgentina
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Pre-match jitters? #ENGCOL
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Quick, someone get Harry Kane a Lemsip #COLENG
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Now Spain know how it feels #OutOnPens
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Golden Boot winner now #Ronaldo and #Messi are gone? #FRAARG #URUPOR
64%Kane
9%Kane’s heel
27%Kane’s left ass cheek
0%Ruben Loftus-Cheek
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