Foolish Coward

Probably should have looked into this earlier tbh

Sabrina Carpenter’s “House Tour” (Mitch’s Version) 🎵Yeah, I spent a little fortune on the RAV4🎵

seeing Prime Time in a Depends commercial is devastating

As soon as I’m rich, I’m going to focus on living in integrity.

When a player in the NFL is described as being “visibly upset” it means he is crying.

and as the dermatologist held my arm in his gloved hands, scanning for any irregular moles, the timeless lyrics of “I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)” played, turning our previously sterile examination room into a place of subtle tension

Can’t wait to see Nicholas Braun star in the Joe Flacco biopic

No cap this, bet that…you sound lowkey retarded

My kink is throwing pearls before swine

More like “The Tylenol Tapes” amiright?!?

OutKast is timeless

about to raw dog 18 holes* *play a round of golf without warming up at the driving range

I’m pre-canceling myself. Read about it here: open.substack.com/pub/foolis…

sorry, didn’t mean to be fronting, was just trying to fake it til I make it :/

Inviting the neighbors to practice holding two truths by opening the windows and blasting Kanye

microdosing macro data refinement

some of you have never experienced direct transmission via koan and it shows

Going to start saying apropos more often

about to let life hit it raw

whatsapp is for socratic dialogue with the homies

My very intelligent and eloquent friend (and former colleague at Comedy Central) Tom Cowell, wrote a beautiful, incisive response to my article on Self-Doubt. Fun read. Quite helpful.