Manchester United, wife & kids…

Joined December 2009
E go make sense make the people shock these f00ls sha...
“The 12 states Tinubu chose to go for campaign are the ones who decides elections. Tinubu won’t be going to states that their votes don’t matter.” –Tinubu campaign council spokesman, Dele Alake. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
If you want a fast-lane life where taking a break can feel like a luxury, the UK, Canada and much of Europe offer you that. If you want a fast-lane life where taking a break is still part of the culture, Asia can offer you that. If you want a life where work-life balance is non-negotiable, New Zealand offers you that. If you want a fast-lane life built around ambition, luxury, convenience and opportunity, places like Dubai and Qatar offer you that. If you want a life with a mix of hustle, community, freedom, chaos, opportunity and enjoyment, Africa gives you a bit of everything. In my next life, I’d love to experience Asia again. There’s something about that part of the world that stays with you.
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1986: I always laugh when people say this guy on the right is deadlier than the one on the left. Hmmmmm.. Anini was just the face of the gang and driver. Osunbor be the main gun man. He was a good driver. A very good one. Monday Osunbor was the guy who was handy with the “steel”. He was their marksman, if you had watched one of those numerous interviews crime reporters had with him while chained to his hospital bed, you would hear him say it loudly. Na me sabi shoot pass. Any weapon dem bring, na me dey teach dem how to use am. He said while puffing his Benson and Hedges cigarette inside the well guarded hospital room. Anini as we know was a good driver and leader of the team. He told us about his driving skills. Go watch that interview, you will hear him say it.
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"And then I woke up from my dream... " That n199a ain't stepping down for sh!t...
Atiku is reportedly sets to step down for the OK ticket. Tinubu is going to enter election with a united opposition. Congratulations, Peter Obi. Nigeria will finally be OK!
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Atiku is reportedly sets to step down for the OK ticket. Tinubu is going to enter election with a united opposition. Congratulations, Peter Obi. Nigeria will finally be OK!
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This is a good development. If you want to vape or smoke cigarettes, use the designated area and stop making non-smokers inhale your smokes.
🚨 NEW: The Government will announce £100 fines for those who vape on public transport next week
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Who amongst you vex Ferrari
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"Holy Mary mother of God. Pray for us sinners, now and the hour of our death, Amen! 🙏🏿" Last night after evening Mass was almost the hour of my death. I tripped over a concrete kerb at Accra Mall and almost hit my head on the concrete kerb. My left hand took the hit and my head hit the ground instead. With one functional hand, I drove immediately to the nearest hospital and have been here all night pondering how easily it would have ended because o was distracted and trying to lock my car remotely. Another lady in the hospital who came shortly after I arrived wasnt so lucky. She collapsed at home and they were administering CPR inside the ambulance in the car park as they got to the hospital. She died shortly after in the room next to me. As I was going to do my CT Scan, I saw here there all alone. Her family distraught in grief had left the hospital. The medical team had done their best and moved on. Everyone left her. That is how lonely death can be. While I thank God for my luck last night, seeing that dead lady alone in the room was sobering. Her son had come for a last look before he left. That was it. Life was over. That is going to be the fate of all of us one day. I say that Hail Mary prayer all the time and never considered how easily everything can change in an hour. I pray for solace for that family. That could have been my family too. One day it will be my time.
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Lmaooooo! Knocked me completely out at “do you want tissue?” because it’s soooooo true🤣🤣🤣
I hope Umahi won’t cry next week again.
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Due to an overload of laptops and other gadgets being plugged into the electrical sockets at the same time and a resulting spark..... Which caused a trip off on the switch board. There's an email with the subject ELECTRICAL NEAR-MISS sitting in my inbox laidis laidis. Anyways, let me reply them with the report of remedial work done including proof of PAT testing records, risk assessment and give them assurance of safety. #FMchronicles #FacilitiesManagement #healthandsafety #riskassessment
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You’ll think you’re proficient in English language until it’s time to pronounce “parallel” or “ILR.”
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Jyzzle retweeted
If you like, go and be liking someone in your office or place of work, I pity your life. Avoid office romance today. Avoid it, it does not end well most likely than not. Happy New Week.
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Replying to @Folyjay
Oh okay You Na confirm You get energy "t'oh to gbangba s'un l'oyee" 😂 😂
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“If fly perch on it, it will remain permanent”
We all did this when we were young right?😂😂 We did this to scare other kids 😂
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Really poor from Michael Carrick to wait until the 84th minute to make an attacking substitution today. This repeated timidity and lack of action is why his side have now won just one league all season.
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You want to go band for band ke?😹😹
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What was the capital of the Protectorate of Northern Nigeria before amalgamation?
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😂🇪🇸 A match in Spain's fourth division was suspended due to heavy rain, and the referee decided to test whether the ball would still bounce on the flooded pitch. 😭
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Fabian Hürzeler just said something profound in his pre-match interview. He said, at Brighton, he has established a culture where players understand each other. He said Brighton is full of players from different nationalities, he encourages them to know about each others countries, cultures, how they grew up, their families, that has made them very close as a family.
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And then there’s me with my window open because it’s too hot inside. EPC rating A for the win hahaha
If you live in the UK, it is officially heating season! 🥶😂 You can switch your heating on now. Happy paying bills, everyone! 😭💸
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