Creamed

“Bobby, come to New York now. We’re doing David pumpkins again.” #SNLHalloween #bobbymoynihan

What's great about America? freedom of speech, no cruel and unusual punishment, relatively safe infrastructure just to name a few. What's bad about America? healthcare is a business, schools are underfunded, food is poison. Lincoln once said, "A house divided cannot stand." 🤔

Directed by David Lynch

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Shane Gillis just because:

oliver tree is dead and we have a trillionaire with millions of homeless. this is the worst timeline. im so sorry harambe

Can we please have healthcare

is Smiling Friends still cancelled or what?

>Butcher realizes how bad season 5 has been >dog dies >breaks 4th wall and tries to kill all supes >writers catch him and teleport hughie to stop him

blumenthal a lizard

When you cut a deal with the US for a safe extraction out of Venezuela and no prison time in exchange for oil rights, but a few days into custody you’re suddenly offered a cup of tea

South Carerdddd

we love dogs so much we took them out of the food chain along with us. shits fucking metal

WW3 or Civil War 2? The anticipation is killing me.

videos of bats celebrating are making the rounds right now #ozzy

Iran has a surprise for the world tonight. It better not be a nuke, that's so 1945. Get with the times and release your reversed engineered alien craft already