F’nAround turns real systems into satire. Breaking down business, media, and regulated industries as they actually operate. Jokes on top. Systems underneath.
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Everybody knows we're not @GovPritzker fans over here. But how do you expect to run a state you can't even pronounce? It's ILLINOIS, @DarrenBaileyIL. Not "Ellinois."
“We don’t think about our readers. We think about the world and what we believe it needs to know.” @FnAroundMike
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I went down a rabbit hole on the Chicago Mayoral race full article on @FnAroundMedia: The Race to Run Chicago: Money, machines and the fight for City Hall, and the one attack that could knock each candidate out
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Part 5. Three Harvards Walk Into a Courtroom: Hide the owners. Lie to the regulators. Regulators duck, hide, then approve it anyway. Who approves breaking the rules & rubber-stamps felonies in good standing? According to the state: we watch ourselves. Investigate the regulators.
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The cannabis vape review we didn’t write but life did at Trap Stars in New Buffalo Michigan. Have you heard of Superb?
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HOW TO PICK UP A LATINA BADDIE PART 2: TACOS & TEQUILA FEST
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Kentucky’s cannabis industry is barely out of diapers and already using the Illinois regulatory playbook!
We asked about nuEra’s ownership. Lawyers got involved. Governor’s Office got copied. Beth promised answers.
7 weeks later? 👻💨
Read now:
fnaround.com/articles/kentuc…
If you didn't know @FnAroundMike has a favorite way to start @theflowerexpo : a little time with @FpowTheDeadFool at @BreezeCanna , a flight to kick off the day, and conversations about the pop-culture moments that inspired people to join the industry here youtu.be/AtctciQL3hU
Is it cake? Is it real? We finally met real people who actually make those cakes… and they are delicious not just beautiful!
Meet Fabled Frostings
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Well, this is one way to announce the guest list.
The domain GOPDallas2026.com currently redirects visitors straight to the U.S. Department of Justice’s Epstein Library.
No convention schedule.
No list of speakers.
Just a direct link to the files.
gopdallas2026.com
So kratom quietly grew into a billion-dollar industry.
First Hemp, Now Kratom: Why America Keeps Regulating Gray Markets After They Become Industries
The products are different. The regulatory pattern is starting to look remarkably familiar.
fnaround.com/articles/kratom
The recap of our night at the @JeppsonsMalort World record attempt event instagram.com/reel/DcsC0Mfse…
Just delayed the world record attempt for @JeppsonsMalort so @GovPritzker could pour shots….
Why do I have a feeling we’re eventually going to see the headline: “TRUMP KILLS MAN AT MUSIC FESTIVAL”?
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Mike’s @FnAroundMike F’nReview of Prince Street Pizza @PrinceSt_Pizza #pizza #review #cheese #chicago #foodie #newyork #food
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