FlyOnMikePence

I love fly space.

Yes fly will.

What's more disgusting?

How did @GayleKing read my mind?

Thank god that's over. Anyone know a good place to get a drink in SLC? Oh, wait...

If they'd told you "Mike Pence's Fly" would make headlines tonight, I bet you wouldn't have imagined me.

When you get up close, you can smell the gaslighting.

I saw his notes. It just says "MOTHER" over and over again.

His hair is full of secrets.

Dammit, now I have to quarantine, don't I?

I was hoping I'd distract him. I forgot he's completely unfeeling.

I win.