FluffyStands

*saunters in to warehouse* hey. where's all my stuff that has other people's names on it?

dear @Stands i brought you a dead ups mouse for international orders. i did this because i love you. love is weird. so are cats.

is frustrating for cat when cat tries to do nice thing for human and email with nice thing bounces back because you gave cat email for spam. looking at you, person with initials KA. no more nice things from cat. until i change my mind.

was informed today that a large portion of my job involves math. am beginning to question the wisdom of those who hired me. i thought they just needed my cattitude.

happy easter. there. i made an eggfort.

dear @Otis_Stands i am dissatisfied with the quality of this weather. please fix. thanks in advance.

i did not influence this decision at all, but i heartily approve

i don't know who rachel miner is, but her shirts were comfy and now they have left the warehouse and i am sad. i shall console myself with a nap.

why do i like asparagus?

having a job is exhausting. being awake? for three hours straight? while doing stuff? you're lucky i like you.

headless lizard in bio

I am launching a little something today too. It will benefit @AbortionFunds. Suck it oppressors.

Come get me when there's a #SleepPadsSleep campaign.

What is a “padalecki”

I’ll be ignoring all of you until it suits me to do otherwise 👍🏻

Has anyone seen my laser pointer?

Honestly I’m not all that interested in your “data” #DataPrivacyDay

It's basically a cat sweatshop around here.