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local flowering thing

@floweringthing

call me august… or sylvie idgaf • all prns • average agender lesbian • @Lucyzilla64 🩶 • whole ass adult

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Joined August 2021
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went back to my parent’s house and apparently the dogs only eat their dinner with cheese on top now
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🦃🍂🍁Gherf🍁🍂🦃 (@theGherf) profile picture
🦃🍂🍁Gherf🍁🍂🦃@theGherfNov 6
Let’s check in on what the normgroid boomers are into
The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) profile pictureThe Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeNov 6
Texas Is A Blue State Now: We Asked AI To Simulate The Future
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bins ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ (@danceeyesclosed) profile picture
bins ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱@danceeyesclosedNov 5
fav noelle fanart hands down i remember staring at this for like 30 mins 😭
9375608084 (@petscoboba) profile picture9375608084@petscobobaJul 11
Blink and you'll miss it.
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Rickey3@JustinsmicNov 4
The dildo of accountability rarely arrives lubricated.
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Dexerto
@DexertoOct 28
A college is offering a semester of free tuition if students stay until the end of their next football game University of Maryland is looking to end a five-game losing streak and needs all the support it can get
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Zack Maher@MajinZelpherOct 27
LOOK AT MY BOOOOOOOY!!!
Epithet Erased (Book 2 - Final Tweaks...) (@EpithetErased) profile pictureEpithet Erased (Book 2 - Final Tweaks...)@EpithetErasedOct 26
Posting another finished illustration from the #EpithetErased Museum Book for #MundieMonday. Artwork by @beauhello What is Sylvester doing...?
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Honest Viking Fan@honestvikingfanOct 27
This is honestly the most fair tier list I’ve ever seen lol
TB EGO (@TomBradyEgo) profile pictureTB EGO
@TomBradyEgoOct 27
The simplest NFL team tier list after 7 weeks
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Despair💜🔜AWA
@DrDespairCosOct 26
This officially makes Bo Nix an Umamusume
NFL (@NFL) profile pictureNFL
@NFLOct 25
BO NIX 62-YARD TOUCHDOWN RUN DENvsAZ on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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Posting another finished illustration from the #EpithetErased Museum Book for #MundieMonday. Artwork by @beauhello What is Sylvester doing...?
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Dani@ddaaannnniiiiOct 26
Still getting used to remembering my ring every morning. Fiancé handles it well. 😭
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Punch Cat
@PunchingCatOct 25
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anomali@Anomali210830Oct 24
Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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joe 🌱 COMMS OPEN! (@siryus_art) profile picture
joe 🌱 COMMS OPEN!@siryus_artAug 21
more big walk x outer wilds sketches while i make other crossovers ✨ #bigwalk #outerwilds
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Elwensà@ElwensaMay 29
Happy 7th birthday, Outer Wilds! #OuterWilds #Gameoverse
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roommate found the best thrift find of the century
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☆°Okami°☆ (@Dragonpro809) profile picture
☆°Okami°☆@Dragonpro809Oct 21
Bro do NOT lose this photo that's the fucking Quantum Moon
Sci Nature News (@SciNatureNews) profile pictureSci Nature News
@SciNatureNewsOct 20
NASA has confirmed that a small asteroid, named 2025 PN7, is acting as a "quasi-moon" or "mini-moon" companion to Earth. Until 2083 you can say that Earth has two Moons.
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salt ✦@saltwatersweetsOct 21
/ crk spoilers HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A REAL SCREENSHOT
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lynette hello medias@sanestlyneyfanOct 20
i have nobody to talk to about fucking boythrob bro
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fuck university students i guess
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoOct 20
Spotify is cracking down on Family plan sharing with new checks to ensure all members live in the same household Those who fail verification will be demoted to Spotify's free tier and will have to listen to ads
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like i don’t even have spotify family i pay for my own plan but this just has so many glaring issues 😭😭😭
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Decibel Houston
@decibelsportsOct 18
MAJOR loss for the Kansas City Chiefs today in London as their star gets carted off🚨🚨
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