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Every stock you have ever owned was actually two things stapled together. The price, and the income it throws off. You never got a choice. Buy Apple, you get Apple's dividends whether you wanted that exposure or not. Institutions have been unbundling that trade for forty years through ISDA agreements and dividend swaps on Eurex and CME. Retail never got near it. Minimum ticket, institutional only.
$PARE just brought that trade on chain, and the setup behind it is more interesting than the average tokenized stock launch. Robinhood Chain stock tokens do not pay cash dividends. When the underlying stock pays one, it gets auto reinvested and the token's built in multiplier quietly rises. Your balance never changes, each token just silently represents a bit more. That yield is real, it is happening every quarter, but you cannot see it, sell it, price it, or borrow against it. It is trapped inside the token. The PARE team started building because they were holding these tokens themselves and realized their own dividends were vanishing into a mechanism they had no control over.
What PARE does is split that stock token into two separate ERC20s. One is the principal, which redeems 1 to 1 for the underlying stock at maturity. The other is the yield token, which collects every dividend the stock throws off until that maturity date. You can hold both, sell one and keep the other, or trade them independently on Uniswap v3 pools that ship with every series. Want fixed income exposure without holding the stock? Buy the yield token alone for a fraction of the share price. Want the stock at a discount and do not care about the dividend? Buy the principal token. Change your mind? Merge both halves back into the original token any time, for free, no fee, no lockup.
There are already more than 190 stocks live on Robinhood Chain and 54 of them pay dividends, and right now every one of those yield streams is sitting there unclaimed and untradeable. Nobody had built the market for it. Pendle did this exact unlock for crypto yield and it became one of the more durable protocols in the space because the yield behind it was real rather than emissions. $PARE is making the same bet on real world dividends, and the durability argument is hard to poke holes in. The yield is not a token being printed or a points program that dies when incentives run out. It is the S&P 500 dividend, and that has paid out every single quarter since 1993.
The token side has a simple thesis too. Every split pays a 10 basis point fee once, on the way in, merging back stays free. Every yield redemption pays a 5 percent fee. Those fees route straight into market buys of PARE that get burned. No staking contract, no emissions schedule, no lockups to game. Usage shrinks supply, that is the entire design.
They are also being audited right now by Pashov Audit Group, one of the more respected names doing security reviews in this space, with the report set to go public when it lands. Everything is verifiable on chain, contract is 0x15d36b6a28d8327abc7afabf0f106ae2c9af5c4d, and the terminal is live at parestocks.com if you want to see the split and merge flow yourself.
This is not a new idea dressed up as one. It is an old, boring, extremely profitable Wall Street trade that retail was never invited to, rebuilt as two tokens anyone can hold.
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Shareholders,
NET trades at about $170 against $163.62 of onchain backing per NET, a premium of three percent, with the inverse bond bidding under it at $161.19.
For the first time since genesis the price and the number behind it are the same.
From zero
NetNet opened on July 17 with $0. 87 days later, the Treasury holds $24.53M and the Sleeve holds ~$4M of Stock Tokens and positions.
How we get paid
There is no team allocation of NET, no salary drawn from the Treasury, and no share of the tax. Management is paid through pTEAM, our pToken in the tradition of pOHM. It is an option to mint NET at a strike of one USDG, against a cap of 15 percent of circulating supply. Every term is immutable and disclosed in full on the Management Compensation page of our docs, under pTEAM options. Every exercise is logged as an event on the contract, and the figures below are read from those events.
What we did with it
We exercised 13,320 NET of pTEAM in 192 clips between July 24 and September 28. That comes to about nine percent of supply. Of the NET we minted, 10,270 went into the Real World Bond desks as inventory. Those desks sold it to bonders for $5.13 million of USDG and remitted $680,000 in fees to the Treasury. The rest bought Stock Tokens, which is where most of the Sleeve came from. Another 550 NET seeded the Asset Bond Desk and 250 NET seeded the Superstore.
Real World Bonds are no longer inflationary, we now use NET we purchased at market to fill the bond desks.
The remaining 2,250 NET was used to fund our operation. We take nothing from the tax and nothing from the Treasury. We need to hire and grow the operation to set ourselves up for the next 900 days and beyond.
What we bought
The Sleeve has bought about 5,770 NET on the open market since August, through Rialto and Uniswap, and staked most of it. At no point has it sold NET into the pool. The protocol has been a buyer too, because the inverse bond has taken 22 fills, retiring almost 200 NET for about $31,000.
Why we are bullish
No single wallet on Robinhood Chain holds more NVDA, SPCX, GOOGL or AAPL Stock Tokens than the Sleeve. Those Stock Tokens are worth $4.04M.
None of what follows existed in July, and all of it was built inside the same 87 days. Fifteen games, fourteen RW-PLAY cabinets plus WinNET, have taken in about $1.9 million of play, and NetCorp, the flagship, is in Beta.
NET LONG went live this week: long any listed token with leverage, wsNET as margin, every USDG fee buying and burning NET.
Predict grades the Treasury number every Monday and its fees buy NET, while THE BOOK writes sports markets in wsNET.
NET ADVANCE has 288 locks open and $294,000 receivable, with five percent of every close going to the Treasury.
NetNet Credit lends USDG against wsNET and Stock Tokens through a Morpho vault we curate, and the Sleeve earns the curator's share. All of them charge a fee, and every fee ends as NET backing or NET burned.
The onus is on us
Bonds built this balance sheet, and at NAV the bond engine idles. Inflows ran about $250,000 a day last week against $320,000 the week before, and we are not going to dress that up. Our thesis has never been that the bonds run forever. It was that a treasury of this size, in yield bearing dollars and Stock Tokens on Robinhood Chain, could run desks that earn.
We are confident we can deliver.
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Justin Verlander has played 21 seasons in the majors. His final start was today.
After 5⅓ innings, manager A.J. Hinch came out to take him out, then pointed to the stands. Genevieve, his 7-year-old daughter, sprinted onto the field in his jersey, ran to the mound, and hugged him. He started shaking and crying. He had no idea it was coming.
Then he walked off holding her hand.❤️
His wife Kate and their little boy Bellamy (1) met them at the dugout.
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Shareholders,
The NetNet Capital Management Treasury has zoomed past a valuation of $21,000,000.
Our new prediction market primitive is shaping up to be a major source of Treasury Revenue.
Still just getting started.
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just got my spot on the SkellyKuntz list. free mint incoming.
1,100 skeletons on robinhood chain that get paid every hour in blue chip stocks.
post your card and you're in too. pass SKULL-JHMNH · $SKELLY @SkellyKuntz
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Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice Cocktail is 27% juice. It says so on the back in small print because FDA makes them put it there. The rest is water and sugar, plus vegetable concentrate for color because 27% cranberry isn't red enough on its own. The front says no artificial flavors, which is true, and 100% Vitamin C, which is added.
Cranberry juice at 100% is close to undrinkable, it's that tart, so everybody dilutes it. Cocktail is the legal way of saying juice drink without saying juice drink. Ocean Spray is a farmer owned co-op and they aren't hiding any of this, the percentage is on every bottle. It's still three quarters sugar water with a fruit on the label.
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Every share you have ever owned was two assets stapled together. The price, and the income it throws off.
For a hundred years you had to take both. Buy Apple, you get Apple’s dividends whether you wanted them or not. Want the dividends without the exposure? You couldn’t. Want the exposure without the dividends? Also no.
PARE takes them apart.
Deposit a tokenized stock, get two tokens back. One is the price with the dividend cut away, so it trades under spot and redeems the full share at maturity. The other is the dividend on its own, with zero price risk.
Buy the half you actually wanted. Sell the half you didn’t. Put them back together into the original share any time, for free, forever.
That last part is the whole design. The free merge is your exit no matter what happens to us, and it’s what keeps both halves honestly priced.
Every dividend that trades on its own, on any chain, trades here. We’re the only place that exists. That’s not a boast, it’s just where the category is right now, and we intend to still be saying it when it’s crowded.
AAPL, SPY, QQQ and PFE live. No emissions, no lockups, no staking contracts. The contracts can’t be upgraded and the fees were fixed at deploy, so we can’t raise them on you later. Protocol fees buy and burn $PARE.
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LADY EXCHANGE MANIFESTO 💃
Every trade deserves the best possible route.
Trading should not feel like a maze.
No endless tab-switching.
No fragmented liquidity.
No wondering whether a better price exists somewhere else.
We are building the DEX aggregator for the @RobinhoodCrypto a single place where every trader can discover tokens, compare routes, and trade at the best available price.
From discovery to execution.
Markets move quickly. Traders should move with them.
LADY Exchange brings liquidity, pricing, and execution into one simple experience from established assets to meme tokens still inside their launchpads.
Find them early.
Understand the route.
Make your move.
Better infrastructure. Better experience.
Great trading products should make complex infrastructure feel invisible.
Our mission is simple:
Find the best available price.
Make every route easy to understand.
Reduce friction between discovery and execution.
Give every trader access to the same powerful trading experience.
Built on Robinhood blockchain.
Designed for everyone.
The product and the community grow together.
This is more than an aggregator.
It is a community built around better execution, early discovery, and shared conviction. The token connects that community to the product’s growth.
50% of product revenue will be allocated to buying back the token (will be announced soon).
More usage creates more revenue.
More revenue creates more buybacks.
The product becomes the engine of the ecosystem.
We choose participation over spectatorship.
The strongest products are not built for communities.
They are built with them.
Every trade, every discovery, and every contribution moves the ecosystem forward. Traders are not an audience watching from the sidelines they are part of the movement.
One product.
One token.
One relentless community.
Find the route before the crowd does.
Markets will remain fragmented.
New tokens will continue to launch.
Attention will keep moving faster.
We will be there connecting liquidity, simplifying execution, and helping traders find their next opportunity.
The best price is only the beginning.
Find early. Route better. Trade together 🏹
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Pashov Audit Group 🤝 @PareStocks
ERC8056 tokenized stocks, fungible principal and yield tokens, in series. This is what we will be auditing for Pare, the next promising Robinhood chain project. Looking forward to contributing🫡
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