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If you’re an Oasis fan, you respect your fellow Oasis fan community. You don’t tell them you hope they don’t get tickets because they had to Google the 1995 question, and you don’t complain because you see Ashcroft’s name again. You stay fucking grateful Oasis is playing for YOU, you ungrateful douche canoe - and even more grateful if you actually get through and score a real ticket. SO, if that’s your attitude above, then FUCK YOU and stay home in your basement jerking off to pictures of Chris Martin. #oasis #liamgallagher #noelgallagher @oasis @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher

Oasis Live ‘27 Tour Announcement today! @oasis

If you are a fan of Oasis, run, don't walk, to see Don't Look Back in Anger. It is a film about you and for you. Oasis is just the supporting role who reunited us all. There is no lifeblood in any band without its fans. They did the fans right with this film. Absolutely glorious movie. Bring tissues! @oasis @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher #oasis #liamgallagher #noelgallagher

I love how many fans Oasis has, except for what is about to happen. I am in no way, shape, or form mentally prepared for the utter hell of repeating what I previously went through with Ticketmaster (for Oasis Live '25) for their upcoming 2027 tour, yet I will do what I must. When you see the words "you are sitting in a queue of 1.5 trillion people," it does something to your soul, and then there is the mad rush to buy tickets with the 3 nanoseconds of gracious allotted time granted by the Ticketmaster gods with the fear that, at any moment, you could get booted from the page after waiting 17 hours to get in there. I wish everyone the best in getting their own tickets, so here is a prayer to those Ticketmaster gods that is simply "please be kind to us ALL this time." 🙏 #Oasis #NoelGallagher #LiamGallagher #TicketmasterBeKind @oasis @NoelGallagher @liamgallagher

Cats smoke crack. 🐈

It’s sad how much this made me laugh. 🤣🤣🤣

One year ago today in Jersey. 💙💙 You and I are gonna live forever... 9/1/25 #OasisLive25 📸:Me @oasis @liamgallagher @noelgallagher #liamgallagher #noelgallagher #oasis

Goodbye, UK…again. I know you’ll miss delightful me. So sorry I have to leave and these two have to come back. Please keep them this time. 😃

In tribute to Tim Curry, I vow to touch as many dangling participles as humanly possible in the next 24 hours.

I’m so sad to have to return back to South Carolina in 2 days, where the weather is literally 1,134 degrees and back to my dreaded humidititties and with my new Mancunian head cold. I didn’t have humidititties here in Manchester. I will miss not having humidititties. Thank you, Manchester, UK, for the lack of humidititties, even though you gave me a head cold. I forgive you for that because I was humidititty-free for 10 whole days. Bless you! 🍈🍈🇬🇧