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I love a dad bod.

Joined February 2022
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I was a Lions fan once 🧍🏽‍♀️
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Hi if you went to Arf Basel and went home with a camera plz send it back to me or if you develop them plz send me the pics.. smh, I only ended up with two out of the 10. Can’t take these degens anywhere 😭
Wen will these be developed? I took a picture of my penis.
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To everyone who hated on me for being a Lions fan: HAH!
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all girls regret: - box dying their hair black - drinking on an empty stomach - not ordering the oversized dropped shoulder 280 gsm 8.2oz vintage retro inspired heavyweight luxury limited edition 24 hour exclusive sappy seal t-shirt
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Gm y’all. The TSA went through my stuff only to find one singular mini muffin smushed at the bottom. The guy and I made eye contact and couldn’t stop laughing. I almost missed my flight, but the laughter was worth it.
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Arf for mommyyyyy
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I’m drunk off of one beer and I want ice cream. Nothing makes sense, but it all makes sense
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Bro i just joined a Sappy Seals space and they were all talking shit about me & not letting me speak. Literally all the sappy seals do is start drama - like how you guys accused me of botting your community (idk how to nor care to). Sappy seal community is toxic af.
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Gm to my little lovies ☺️💛 How tall do you think I am?
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I couldn’t get onto my account for hours, only to realize all I had to do was log in. 😅 but now that I’m here… Gn (Maybe)
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being mid has some serious perks for example - nobody ever catcalls you - no catfish accounts ever made impersonating you - strangers don't talk to you in public - no annoying dms to answer i recommend it
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After being inactive for 10,000 yearsss.. fLIPPY IS BACK BB
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Flippy retweeted
Replying to @kryptobaby777
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@FlippyFlapperz 🥳🥳🥳 forever a seal forever a milarfy
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Someone buy my socks. I poor. Thank you.
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all a girl really wants in a man is for him to buy her tacos and tell her she’s pretty
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Him: I’m not a simp tho Me: That’s too bad.. I love the simps Him: 🫢 Entire table: 🫢 Me: 😏
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if I don’t talk to you anymore, it’s cause we just don’t align, we’re on different paths. Not keeping people around if we don’t MUTUALLY benefit the growth in each others life.
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Picture this, I’m sitting in a roomful of mothers having a glass of wine. I start telling a story about something I said in a group chat. They tell me to look up the word I used on urban dictionary. I’m crying. I SWEAR I WAS USING TODDLER TALK! Well, here’s to miscommunication🥂
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Let go, a fact on a bottle cap Proof of God in your soup Belly of a baby, pearls against the tooth A charm of living daylight napping in your room music.apple.com/us/album/itc…
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