My life is a parody sketch that you dream of writing. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Joined August 2013
At the risk of scaremongering, we are going to go through the worst summer next year where no place in India would have enough water left. Its barely the end of monsoon and drought has already started in some places, water levels are anywhere between 5-50% lower than expected.
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Lmao Vietnam has stronger and significantly better implemented labour laws than India
Bangladesh is not growing faster than India. Vietnam is growing faster, true that. But if Modi implements Vietnam like norms for Industries, you will feel chillipaste in your ass... We want labour law like Europe and growth like China/Vietnam... Nahi ho payega guru.
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I recently looked into because I was curious, Mumbai is about 2x as expensive for renting a house compared to fucking New York if you normalise the income. Buying is house is obviously impossible but so is renting.
For past 1 year been observing more 40-50 year old delivering from Swiggy/Blinkit etc in Mumbai. Just out of curiosity started asking them questions and turns out delivering is the 2nd job they do from 6pm to 2am with a common statement “Its unaffordable to live in Mumbai”
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Same thing happened to me in 2019 except I came to know right after I paid the fine that this is actually a known trick by Budapest to fleece their tourists. They know this has been happening for a long time and refuse to change their process.
One thing that can catch Indians off guard while travelling in Europe is how strictly the rules are enforced. On my last trip, I bought a tram ticket in Budapest. You're supposed to validate the physical ticket using a machine inside the tram before travelling. I knew this, but the machine was quite different from what I'd seen elsewhere in Europe. I couldn't figure out how to use it, and with the tram crowded, I decided to wait and see how someone else did it. Before someone jumps into the comments saying I was trying to travel without a ticket or bypass the system, NO I wasn't. I had bought my ticket, and I knew validation was mandatory. I just couldn't figure out how that machine worked. Before I could, a ticket inspector showed up. I explained the situation, but she was very clear. Having a ticket wasn't enough. It had to be validated too. I tried reasoning with her, but there was no getting around the rule. I ended up paying a fine of 12,000 HUF, roughly ₹3,500. The experience made me realise how differently we're conditioned in India. We're so used to negotiating our way out of situations. We explain what happened, give reasons, ask someone to let it slide, or try to find a workaround. Our negotiating skills can often influence the outcome back home. In many European cities, you shouldn't expect that to work. The rules are clearly defined, and people enforcing them may not make exceptions just because you made an honest mistake.
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Guy coming to the city on the day of the protest with entire team in the same flight-
Replying to @vijaythottathil
if u guys r detained immediately, then u must rethink ur strategy. don’t blame others for ur failures.
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Delhi police can find protestors in planes and toilets but can't find rapists on the streets
As Abhijeet Dipke, Ashutosh Ranka and Saurav Das landed in Delhi, police entered their flight. Don't miss the ANI mic inside the plane.
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SUSPEND Ravindra Salunkhe NOW! Scrutinise all data requests he has sent to Twitter, Instagram and YouTube. I bet this wasn’t the first time he tried to fraudulently access private citizens’ data by sending tech companies notices with false claims. @CPMumbaiPolice @AddlCPWestMum
⚠️ After I criticised Fadnavis & Bandra Police, Sr PI Ravindra Salunkhe of @BandraPS requested X for my details by falsely claiming that I’m the main accused in an online sextortion case. @CPMumbaiPolice @DcpWestZone2 @AddlCPWestMum were you aware of Salunkhe’s fraud? Any action?
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⚠️ After I criticised Fadnavis & Bandra Police, Sr PI Ravindra Salunkhe of @BandraPS requested X for my details by falsely claiming that I’m the main accused in an online sextortion case. @CPMumbaiPolice @DcpWestZone2 @AddlCPWestMum were you aware of Salunkhe’s fraud? Any action?
Bandra Police harassed a young woman for flying a kite in support of Palestine. @MumbaiPolice under Devendra Fadnavis is acting as Netanyahu’s puppets! Maharashtra CM is compromised, same as the Prime Minister!
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But I am sure the contractor got paid tens of lakhs for putting it up and the contractor surely paid the local politician hefty bribe as well so its okay, it added to the GDP growth.
makes my brain melt
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Hundreds, if not thousands, eat in places like Kyani everyday. Who will be held accountable from FDA for allowing this to happen for so long?
FDA has suspended the FSSAI licence of popular eatery Kyani & Co. in Kalbadevi with immediate effect after an inspection on September 27 found several serious hygiene and food safety violations. Inspectors found cats, rat droppings, live flies and dead cockroaches in the food preparation and storage areas. A large amount of blood had accumulated inside a refrigerator, while an open sewage manhole was found in the processing area. Officials also found food stored directly on the floor, raw dough covered with printed newspaper, staff not following required hygiene practices or using personal protective equipment, and improper segregation of raw and ready-to-eat food. In view of the deficiencies and the potential risk to consumers, the establishment’s FSSAI licence (No. 11517001000318) has been suspended under Section 32(3) of the Food Safety and Standards Act, 2006.
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Modi govt can survive almost everything else through propaganda but not this imo
Sensex on 26/09/2024 85,836 Sensex on 28/09/2026 72,929 ⬇️15.04%
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For the life of me I do not understand the obsession with diet coke. Its literally like every other cola/soft drink?
somewhere in bellandur, a diet coke wall is slowly coming to life #youwerewarned
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Everyone in the comments + quotes thinks randomly telling a woman on the street "Chalogi?" is approaching her and not harrassment. This country is never getting out of the gutter.
Delhi night club ke bahar ladki approach kar rha tha 😭😂
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Skies getting grey-er by the day
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Insta ads: here buy this cute keychain Twitter ads: do you want to fast-track the death of the internet by flooding it with slop? Here's how you can do it
I spent $30k on iPhones so that your agents can finally rent them out for going viral on TikTok & Instagram. No joke, you can turn your Claude/Codex/GrokBot into Mr Beast with this; we've generated over 500M views with this setup. Here are 5 things you can tell your agents to do today using this MCP server: 1) Create a bunch of TikTok & Instagram accounts (with real US phone numbers & emails) 2) Warm accounts exactly how you like for your niche 3) Capture video ideas from the FYP to understand what's going viral for your competitors 4) Post videos to all of your accounts at once 5) Monitor all of the activity on the phone including screenshots of every action down to the minute You can literally create 50 TikTok & Instagram accounts in the next 30 minutes and start posting. Nothing gets pre-created or is managed by a human. It's all automated. We do not share the iPhones with anyone else, they are completely dedicated to you. Every phone has its own unique SIM card, phone number, and never connects to any proxies or wifi. All of our iPhones are here in San Francisco. Every operation happens through the apps on the phones; we don’t use any external APIs. Check it out at pamba.app or just give that link to your Claude/Codex.
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Fake video to promote their website , nothing works!! newsguardrealitycheck.com/p/how-to-spot-…
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The only way to make delhi live-able is allowing men into public spaces only under women's supervision. No stag entry allowed anywhere.
Delhi restricts access to public parks after sunset days after rape case near Kalkaji Mandir
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Dont give them ideas they will make it orange
Our Police force's uniforms make it seem like it's the 1950s. Why has no one thought of introducing modern looking uniforms with improved functionlity.
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It truly couldn't have happened to a worse person
No problem Bhalla. "You can vote next time." #SIR #ECI #fraud
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2 pehlus of media - on one hand US media teaming up to boycott the president because he banned a couple of channels and on the other we have Indian media boycotting journalism because one news organisation questioned a constitutional authority
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Unfortunately I really think this incredible work will kinda go to waste after the dissidents are pressured into putting out statements like this is just the normal mechanism of discussion and its no big deal. I really hope I am wrong
The Election Commission of India is under fire like never before. The SIR has struck 13 crore names off draft rolls, putting the EC at the centre of intense public debate over its role in deciding who gets to vote — and who doesn’t. HOWEVER, what nobody knew: through that same period, some of the sharpest questions were being asked from inside. Out today, after months of work. Our #ExpressInvestigation 🧵 (1/10)
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