While I am also a Canadian, I am NOT the comedian, but I do enjoy his work.

Joined June 2010
First time World Series winner guaranteed! ⚾️
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Back in the running for first overall pick! Way to go Bucs 🤬
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Scott Thompson 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ retweeted
GOAL CAUFIELD CALLS GAME! 🚨 He wins it in @Energizer overtime for the @CanadiensMTL! 🔵⚪️🔴
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Young Lewis can’t pick a pass to save his life today. 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Place a shot where the defenders aren’t please lads. You might like the result! 🤷‍♂️
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None of them can score, but they’re sure good for getting 🟨 be lucky to finish with 11 on the pitch. 😪
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If Newcastle has any kind of system or game plan I’ve yet to figure out what it is. They’re just BAD.
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As a half blood Englishman I am genetically wired to dislike the French, but this has gone a long way toward breaking that programming. Bravo! 👏
Vive la France 🇫🇷
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I cannot watch these at least thrice all the way through when they pop up in my timeline. My French is sadly not where it should be so I have no idea what they’re ever singing about, but gods dammit it looks like a good time!
POV: you're from Ontario, out in the Quebec sugar bush, trying to be diplomatic. you tell the local syrup maker that Quebec's maple syrup is richer, darker, and more structured on the finish than anything Vermont has ever bottled. this is his reaction.
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My English isn’t so good either, cannot NOT watch these at least thrice!
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Scott Thompson 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ retweeted
October 14th is a VERY special day in the history of the Detroit Tigers. October 14th, 2006 Magglio Ordóñez hits a three run home run against the Oakland A's sending the Detroit Tigers to the World Series for the first time since 1984. October 14th, 1984 Sparky Anderson, Kirk Gibson, Alan Trammell, Chet Lemon, Lou Whitaker, Jack Morris, Lance Parish and the rest of the Detroit Tigers WON the World Series against the San Diego Padres.
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Jimmony Christmas it’s been a long time since my team has won a World Series 🐅⚾️
October 14, 1984 Hometown hero Kirk Gibson clouts two upper deck home runs as the Detroit Tigers close out the Padres in Game 5 of the 1984 World Series. Detroit's first World Series title since 1968
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Canada mens team, Canada women’s team, Newcastle United. It’s bloody marvelous supporting footballing teams that have next to no finishing touch in the final third. 😒😔🤦🏼‍♂️
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The Canadian women are proving this a bit untrue, but that the third one just scored was a howler by the Danish keeper!
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Hope we don’t have many more Monday night matches. 🫣
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Where did that come from Botman? 😲😳
WHAT A HIT! 🚀 BACK IN IT! 🙌
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