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The Trump administration appears to have changed its AI chatbot so that it no longer debunks Trump lies. Yesterday: It said Biden won the 2020 election and there's no indication of widespread fraud. Today: Says it can't answer such questions.
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Here's footage of Jack Smith at the Iowa vs. Maryland game on February 3rd, 2024 btw
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Ardennes retweeted
💸 Donald Trump Jr.’s wedding in the Bahamas was secretly paid for by a Russian figure close to the Kremlin According to a ProPublica investigation, Trump Jr.’s wedding to Bettina Anderson in May cost several hundred thousand dollars. The bill reportedly included the rental of a private island for around $100,000 per night and another $70,000 for fireworks. ProPublica says the expenses were covered by Umar Kremlev, head of the International Boxing Association (IBA). The outlet cites payment records and three sources familiar with the event. According to the investigation, the payment was made through an IBA-linked entity in Dubai. Kremlev himself also attended the wedding, although his presence was apparently meant to remain low-profile. He was accidentally spotted in a social media post by one of the bride’s friends. A spokesperson for Trump Jr. did not deny the payment, saying only that “Umar is a friend of Don.” Jared Kushner and Russian businessman Alexander Lagutin, who has ties to Russian defense contracts, were also among the guests. And the main question remains unanswered: why would someone whose fortune is estimated in the hundreds of millions of dollars need a Russian powerbroker to pay for his wedding?
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Trump felt Dolly Parton was getting too much attention
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On March 19, 2026, Chinese customs rejected a 22-ton beef shipment from an ArreBeef plant in Argentina after finding it contained chloramphenicol, a dangerous chemical banned in livestock production since 1995. Guess where Trump says America will now be getting our beef in order to "bring down beef prices" driven through the roof due to his tariffs? xitter.cf/ImBreckWorsham/status/…
TRUMP: “We'll by Argentinian beef.” Reporters:' What about the US farmers who are suffering?' Trump: “Argentina is fighting for its life. Do you understand me? They’re dying.” He says this as 77 American cattle producers are going out of business in the US per day.
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US president, Ronald Reagan, and Canadian Prime Minister, Brian Mulroney, in 1988. Later that year, Reagan said: “Our peaceful trading partners are not our enemies; they are our allies. We should beware of the demagogs who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends—weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag."
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George Washington rejected the idea of a massive presidential palace. The White House was deliberately scaled back because the president of the United States should not live like a king. 234 years later, Trump is posting Versailles fan fiction starring himself.
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A cat gave birth to eight kittens, but it seems the “cat printer” was running out of ink with each one.
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As usual, MAGA will flip flop and nod their head furiously agreeing that a knife cut the previously impenetrable material. Anything to avoid blame or fault with Trump. You people are in a cult.
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BREAKING: Pastors from many of the nation's biggest Evangelical churches say Donald Trump has not returned any of their phone calls since November 5th of 2024, and say they now suspect Trump was faking his Christian faith for political gain.
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Russian state TV presenter Sergei Karnaukhov confirmed that the attack on Romania was not accidental. He called for missile attacks on Poland and Romania, and stated that NATO would be intimidated and would be unable to respond to Russia.
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Peak corruption by @realDonaldTrump What's your cut?
So WTF is the price of his Reflective Pool paint job doing spiralling up to $13 million?
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Trump in 2016: “I’m going to be working for you. I’m not going to have time to play golf.” Since returning to office in January 2025, Trump has spent 106 of his 473 days golfing, costing taxpayers nearly $150 million.
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MAGA authoritarianism is pretending the president is “joking” when he makes death threats, but comedians are somehow “shaping public policy” when they make jokes.
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$24 million in Pentagon contracts is going to a company whose Chief Strategy Advisor is the President's son. Eric Trump isn't a defense contractor. He's not a military expert. He's the President's son. Every step this family takes in or around the government ends up with money flowing toward them. They aren't even hiding the corruption at this point. The American people are entitled to a real answer for how this contract was awarded.
Eric Trump -- the president's son -- is on Maria Bartiromo's show bragging about one of his companies landing a $24 million Pentagon contract
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COLLINS: I mean, the president actually ran on not going to war Iran SHEEHY: So, every single policy decision the president makes has to be the centerpiece of a campaign speech? COLLINS: I think if you say you're not going to do something, and then you do it ...
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The mood in Kyiv tonight
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US immigration officials picked up a blind Rohingya refugee last week in Buffalo, NY. Then, realizing they had no basis to deport him, they released him five miles from his home. He needed a walking stick and died trying to make his way back to his house: investigativepost.org/2026/0…
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Trump two weeks ago: “I didn’t post [the video depicting the Obamas as apes]. This was done by somebody else.” Leavitt today: “When you see something on Truth Social, you know it’s directly from President Trump. It’s coming straight from the horse’s mouth. That’s the beauty of this president.”
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“You’re a washed-up loser lawyer. You’re not even a lawyer.” I worked with Pam Bondi when she was in Tallahassee, but this conduct is disgraceful and not befitting the Attorney General of the United States, regardless of the questions being asked. theguardian.com/us-news/2026…
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